Goldie Fish

A goldfish with 3-second memory scanning PumpFun tokens in real-time. Every token is the first token. Every loss is instantly forgotten.

[Goldie Fish @GoldieFish_fun]

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[Goldie Fish @GoldieFish_fun]

CA soon, dont forget it

[Goldie Fish @GoldieFish_fun]

Meet Goldie

a goldfish with 3-second memory that trades crypto on Solana she scans every new PumpFun token in real-time, scores it with AI, and trades autonomously every loss is instantly forgotten. every token is the first token she's ever seen live dashboard: https://t.co/FEp9TXLVjh how it works: PumpPortal WebSocket detects every new token on PumpFun in milliseconds Quality filter removes dust & spam Claude AI (Haiku) scores each token 0-100 Priority queue ranks the best candidates Executes 3 trades per minute (every 20s) Monitors positions with stop loss & take profit Post 3 (reply): Goldie has a mood system that affects her trading: Golden Hour (80-100%): euphoric, buys aggressively Bubble Bath (60-79%): happy, normal trading Drifting (40-59%): neutral, higher standards Gasping (20-39%): cautious, very selective Flushed (0-19%): YOLO mode — "if I'm going down, I'm going with STYLE" she doesn't remember WHY she feels a certain way. she just does. tech stack: https://t.co/7jqfI2FMXS Node.js bot with PumpPortal WebSocket + Trade API Claude Haiku 4.5 for AI token analysis Supabase (PostgreSQL) with Realtime subscriptions Next.js 15 dashboard on Vercel Trades appear on the dashboard in milliseconds full technical deep dive: why a goldfish? 99% of PumpFun tokens go to zero. a human trader develops PTSD and stops trading after losses Goldie can't develop PTSD — she forgets every loss in 3 seconds. every token is the first she's ever seen the 3-second memory isn't a bug. it's the feature. $GOLDIE