@sacbee_news Are you sure your name shouldn't be spelled Twitt? And thank you for your sacrifice. Please continue to make that sacrifice and not perform again.
Flying taxis with wingspans almost equal to those of pterodactyls? A re-boot of “Game of Thrones?” “Jurassic Park-and-Ride?” We explore it in detail in today’s episode of THE GOLDMAN STATE, my free, thrice-weekly column): https://t.co/I1tugqQQE5
01/06/20:
Have you ever been trapped, and I mean TRAPPED, in an IKEA store? Don’t blame yourself. Its interior wayfinding system was created by Satan: Learn more at THE GOLDMAN STATE, my free, thrice-weekly column): https://t.co/I1tugqQQE5
Unless there’s another Gary Pruner other than the wonderful Northern California artist whose works are in my collection, Facebook has him endorsing a cat litter product. Obviously without his consent. Nauseating.
Happy New Year! How’d you spend your Golden 1 $20 million gift, which comes to about $8 a customer? ¡Livin’ la vida loca! Learn more at THE GOLDMAN STATE, my free, thrice-weekly column): https://t.co/I1tugqQQE5
Shouldn’t today be something like New Year’s Eve EVE? In my culture, major holidays begin at sunset—meaning the night before that is the eve of the eve. I sort it out in today’s installment of THE GOLDMAN STATE, my free, thrice-weekly column): https://t.co/I1tugqQQE5
12/27/19:
Is the man’s business suit dying an unnatural death? Are there palliative measures to consider? I discuss it in my column THE GOLDMAN STATE Friday. Drop by or subscribe (it’s free): https://t.co/I1tugqQQE5
I take on tardiness today in my new California column The Goldman State (to get a free subscription, please head to https://t.co/ECzYdrGJCi). The basic idea is that I $&!?+#%}ing hate it. I have a feeling I’m not alone.