Goldman Sachs

World premier financial institution whose business model is based on keeping profits and giving losses to taxpayers. I went from Harvard to Goldman to rehab.

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I love it: hearing welfare recipients ranting, "I have better things to do with my time than wait." No, no, you don't.

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Put my own trade on during lunch. Got filled. Gotta get 'email bust that trade. Yesterday, basing coke set torch down on my slacks, str8 ER

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My only requirements for fucking: age - 20 - 30. Must have vagina.

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Hey, 99%'er, your kids' futures aren't looking too bright: females; hookers: males: dealing drugs.

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I love Persians. If you want to master delusional arrogance, emulate a Persian.

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Economy falls to its knees 0.7% in first quarter: about as fast as a prostitute who's got 2 days to bring in that rent money.

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Views from Yacht Club De Monaco.

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HSBC to charge for holding deposits.

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What kind of man won't screw a woman who is having her period due to a little bit of blood? S#it, I'll get my mouth down in there.

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Compliance dept. #NYSE calls my buddy's desk in a fit of rage. I Told her I'm the guy she's looking for & with a tight ass, I'll make time.

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Happy Mother's Day Starbucks patrons. I just defecated, urinated on the walls & all over floor. That's revenge, babe. Tired: put seat down.

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Steve Wynn: "American recovery pure fiction."

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Cinco de Mayo, baby. Liquid lunch. Gran Patron Platinum margaritas.

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This dealer is 6'8" @ 350. Front end of Italia slams into the ground every speed bump. I cringe every time. I've got to hit them diagonally

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Economy slows to a crawl

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P 45 )

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Sanctions, collapsing ruble & oil price drop means the two best jobs left will be prostitution & drug dealing, like after LTCM crashed bonds

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I threw a chick's bags out of my Ferrari California at a Walgreens. Everything she owned right to the floor and left her.

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Then I told her if she ran like her mouth she wouldn't be obese.