Goldman’s Sack

Parody account of finance takes . Fund AUM $27K

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

Soon investors will realize that the most incompetent economists in the world work for central banks. The second most incompetent economists work for government. The third most incompetent work for major universities and the forth most incompetent work for large investment banks.

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

Free speech is key. @AOC you must have forgot the first amendment doesn’t cover the hate speech you are talking about. This will all still be censored through Twitter. Stop spreading lies. @elonmusk would this be missinformation?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Tired of having to collectively stress about what explosion of hate crimes is happening bc some billionaire with an ego problem unilaterally controls a massive communication platform and skews it because Tucker Carlson or Peter Thiel took him to dinner and made him feel special

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

@rock_boffin I have a nightlife opportunity outside of Oklahoma City. Stripclub bowling ally. Looking for a part owner👀

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

BRUHH 💀💀💀

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

This sucks butt

[Bloomberg @business]

President Joe Biden will propose a minimum 20% tax rate that would hit both the income and unrealized capital gains of U.S. households worth more than $100 million as part of his budget proposal to be released on Monday https://t.co/wvRt7JbeF5

[Garrett Golding @gjgolding]

"Oil prices are down, so why aren't gas prices?"

This question is all over the place right now. Unfortunately there is a lot of misinformation and half-truths being spread in response. Most of my [few] followers are experts, but this thread is for those who are not. 1/

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

Yeah cause a slap on the wrist fine will change anything, the people who chose to already won. This will just hurt retail investors.

[Mt.Gox’ed📉 @RealWillyBot]

Wouldn’t be surprised if Tesla gets charged with securities and accounting fraud #TheGoldenAgeOfFraud

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

Seems like she’s got a paper on the Ukrainian/Russian conflict and is at 450 words out of 500

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Idiocracy but irl

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

When your Ivy League high school buddy texts you asking if this is real, you know the liberal arts degrees are not worth it

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

If you invested $10k in Amazon before the 20-for-1 stock split announcement you would’ve had $200k now.

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

“We need your help but we will tax the shit out of you anyway. Deal? “

[Peter Boockvar @pboockvar]

BN: *SENATOR WARREN WORKING ON BIG OIL WINDFALL PROFITS TAX

There goes that domestic oil supply that we now need so badly.

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

@TheDailyUpside Can’t wait to screenshot a virus

[The Daily Upside @TheDailyUpside]

LimeWire in 2000: here's a free MP3

LimeWire in 2022: this JPEG costs $20,000

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

New finance term for the textbook: Lumpy Gains

[Muthukrishnan Dhandapani @dmuthuk]

Stock market is not for you if you expect to make money every year. Remember gains would always be lumpy.

[Goldman’s Sack @Goldmans_Sack]

This couldn’t be more of a slap in the face to the US energy sector #energy #Oil