Professional Political Cartoonist

Do not dm me (ladies keep reading) ok you can dm me.

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@kidnamedarena @McJuggerNuggets

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@kidnamedarena @McJuggerNuggets Go back to school kid, and respect your elders why don’t you. #snowflake #virgin

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@VirginVolt @michaelsallen91 @FreakinClever How about you don’t

[Cooltastic | SPOILERS for OMORI @CooItastic]

I thought the huge crack resembled Big Chungus (fat Bugs Bunny)

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@LaserPewPewLPP @lazymimium

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

Oh god, oh Lordy, this is too relatable

[dust @lildustorm]

Me, in highschool: I will not fuck you unless we’ve been dating for at least two months
Me, now: I will not date you unless we’ve been fucking for at least two months

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@ceebIess Shuddap

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@liv_cowherd Liv, good god, holy mother of god, this was a wonderful response, perhaps we may engage in DMs later?

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@ShitpostBot5000 I hate politics

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@mcspocky @TheTNHoller Dear God, Do my eyes deceive me, How could my president (Donald Trump) not do this, sweet mother of god, what the hell?

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

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[Dominant KING Ce'irth McRand 💉💦 @DominantKing04]

Dear lord, Holy frick, You’re right I guess, Though I do disagree, Besides, You made a good point .....schmeedle

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

Where are da gay socks, holy crap, I’m not seeing da gay socks.

[SEASON TWO OF PJO ON DECEMBER 2025 LET'S F GOOOOOO @hordekittenn]

@deckersfilm I can't believe pansexual socks are there and not lesbian, like, pansexual is the same as bisexuality, you don't need two sexual orientations for the same thing, besides, there should be lesbian socks on the picture, but, whatever

[☆The Detective☆ @DetectivePolice]

@StrangestMp4

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@pew_laser I can’t wait to use that in my games on roblox they’re called orb games with wacky villains

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

@todedeku DM ME NOW

[Professional Political Cartoonist @GoldnTea]

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