Goldsmith Laird

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#IfWeDate: IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST... I don't blame you, neither can I.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan...

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Don't be afraid. This 6-foot giant 'bot could save your life one day. http://t.co/CxmloZAXI3

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Smile like you've never cried, fight like you've never lost, love like you've never been hurt, and live like you'll die tomorrow.

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Bored of being bored because being bored is boring.

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Help support Music Education and Performance and score some awesome SWAG in the process. http://t.co/jKWyJyb5Oc #kickstarter #drummusic

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Photos: Rare back-to-back hurricanes in Mexico http://t.co/zaIv5OX2Bc

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Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet.

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Grapes, raw almonds, an apple, a spoonful of almond butter or protein powder & water make easy and healthy grab-and-go snacks.

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I fell in love with these spoons at first sight at http://t.co/bJWkSrd3S6 You should look at these #unusualspoons @kickstarter

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Diagnostics are the programs that run when nothing else will.

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The person sleeping next to you is statistically more likely to murder you than any other person on the entire planet. Do the dishes.

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How to make cancer care more affordable: http://t.co/Z8Vz0Q5oWR

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Sometimes you just need to stop what you're doing, take a moment, and really appreciate life.

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I hate it when I'm doing sit-ups and I lose count after 1000.

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This Week's Must-Reads: Botched Lobotomies, the Ultimate Spy Satellite, and Crafty Crocodiles http://t.co/pFr1xhVaAB

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Click HERE if you love COFFEE!!! http://t.co/cOvEAFt88Z

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Imagine free diving in Verzasca River in Switzerland: http://t.co/yr3E3k8qxl

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New prosthetic hand gives amputee a grip -- and a sense of touch http://t.co/1b3EKXW7WE

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Cleaning up the massive molasses spill in Hawaii: http://t.co/EGr7GBSmT7