Golempad

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[Golempad @Golempad]

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[Golempad @Golempad]

The first call to launch already went through. Somewhere in the last hour, a name got typed in, some GOLEM got approved, and a transaction confirmed that cannot be undone by anyone, including us.

That's the part worth sitting with. Golempad isn't a plan for how permanence will work once things get going. The first pool that exists right now is already locked exactly as hard as the ten thousandth one will be. Being early changes nothing about how sealed it is. The contract doesn't get more careful with time, it was never careless to begin with.

[Golempad @Golempad]

Golempad is live on Robinhood Chain. The factory, the locker, and the pool logic are already running, not scheduled to run later.

[Golempad @Golempad]

Launchpad is live with our native token, GOLEM. Anyone can launch on the platform now. No whitelist, no guardrails, no hidden access. 0.5% of trading fees from the volume of all our tokens will go to buyback and burn our native token, Golem, so its supply will decrease over time.

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A fair launch memecoin, minted and locked in one transaction

Name it, add a ticker, seed it with GOLEM. One call to GolemFactory deploys the token, opens a Uniswap V2 pool quoted in GOLEM, and locks the LP in GolemLocker before the transaction even finishes confirming.

No presale, no team allocation, no VC round taken off the top. The full 1,000,000,000 supply goes straight into the pool at launch, same as it does for every memecoin built this way. Liquidity locked forever means nobody pulls it later, not the launcher, not the project, not anyone, which is the actual definition of a fair launch rather than just a label people slap on a token page.

It runs on Robinhood Chain, live since July, no native token of its own to lean on. GOLEM fills that role instead, the quote asset behind every pool on the platform.

[Golempad @Golempad]

Nothing here has a name yet

Five slots, five futures, and none of them exist. No name, no ticker, no token contract, nothing to check on chain.

GOLEM already does. It sits below all five, not because it was chosen for the role, but because it's already the thing every one of those pools will need before any of them can open. Hold it now and the coins arrive later.

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The launcher fee accrues per trade and settles on a ten second cooldown

A one time payout resolves once. The trade happens, the transfer executes, and the timeline goes quiet, nothing left pending on the other side of it.

A launch fee doesn't work that way. Every trade against the pool triggers a 1% tax on the launched token, credited to whoever called launch. That tax accrues on the token contract rather than paying out instantly on each transfer: if less than 10 seconds have passed since the last settlement, it just adds to the balance. Once that window clears, the next transfer settles it, or anyone can call sweep() to force it regardless of who's trading.

There's no claim button, no manual withdrawal step. The mechanism runs on the same clock the trades already run on, and the launcher's stack keeps growing for as long as the token has volume behind it, five trades in or five thousand.

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Four steps, one call, no in between

Deploy, pull, open, lock, all in one transaction. Come up short on balance or allowance, and none of it happens. There's no version where only half a launch went through.

[Golempad @Golempad]

DEX is paid. Socials, logo and links are live on the chart, so anyone landing on it can see who we are without asking in the comments.

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No curve to climb

Most launchpads make a token earn its pool. It climbs a bonding curve, buyer by buyer, and only crosses into a real market once it clears a graduation threshold someone else set. Until then, the price is a formula, not a market.

Golempad skips the climb entirely. The pool opens with the full supply already inside it, the same instant the token exists. No curve, no threshold, no waiting to find out if it graduates.

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A layer two with a missing piece

Robinhood Chain settles onto Ethereum, pays its gas in ETH, and launched this year without a native token to sit at the center of its own economy. Most new chains lead with one. This one just left the socket open.

GOLEM sits inside it instead. Not because it was assigned there, but because every pool on Golempad quotes against it, and someone had to be first. Hold GOLEM now and you're already standing where every future launch on this chain has to pass through, whether or not a single one of them exists yet.

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Same face, no relation

Two tokens, same picture, and nothing connects them. The image is frozen metadata, not an identity. It just isn't hashed into anything the pool checks. Whoever made the picture has no stake in either coin, and neither pool knows the other exists.

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The door has no side that says stop

Golempad doesn't review anything before it launches. No form, no team reading names, no quiet decision about which idea gets to exist. Hold the quote token, approve the factory, call launch.

That same absence works in every direction. Nothing stops a bad idea either. The door that lets anyone through without asking is the same door that lets everyone through without asking, and the platform says so plainly rather than pretending otherwise. Checking who holds the supply is still yours to do, because nobody upstream did it for you.

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Two percent, one path, and a wallet that isn't yours doesn't get a cut

Trade the launched token, in either direction, and 1.5% comes off the top before the rest settles into the pool. That split isn't arbitrary. One percent goes to whoever called launch in the first place, the person who actually deployed the token, and half a percent goes to the project. Neither of them touches the trade itself, the tax just routes there automatically, every time.

Move the same token from one wallet to another and none of that applies. A wallet to wallet transfer carries no tax at all, because nothing about it touches the pool. The 1.5% only exists on the side where a trade actually happens against liquidity.

That's the whole rule. Two paths, two outcomes, and no ambiguity about which one you're on.

[Golempad @Golempad]

Dev supply is burned. Gone, not locked, not vested, not sitting in a wallet waiting for a quiet Tuesday.

Proof: https://t.co/A8GUbJIXWs

[Golempad @Golempad]

Every launched token starts with a fixed supply of 1,000,000,000. No owner address exists to change that number later.

No mint function, no premine, no wallet holding tokens before launch. The entire supply goes straight into the pool, all at once.

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Every pool locked, none of them reversible

Liquidity on Golempad only moves one direction, into GolemLocker, and then nowhere.

The filled skyline above is what that looks like at scale, real pools, really sealed.

The outline below is the withdraw path that was never written into the contract. No exit for the launcher, for a trader, or for the project itself.

Permanent cuts both ways, and the project says so plainly rather than leaving people to find out the hard way.

[Golempad @Golempad]

$GOLEM is live.

A launchpad that can't change its mind. Built on Robinhood Chain.

https://t.co/qMgBf1A46E

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[Golempad @Golempad]

@Beza0xVv Soon, stay updated for the date, ca will be posted on our website and x account

[Golempad @Golempad]

People keep asking the same questions, so here they are in one place: how a launch works, what it costs, how to check the contracts, and a few project details that are easy to mix up.

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@Tontineup We were sorting out some legal matters and polishing our infrastructure to ensure there would be no collapse on launch day. We have also been preparing some partnerships, which you will hear about soon.