GiraffesForGolfers

Lightning strikes on golf courses kill players and spectators alike. Follow our journey to harness giraffes to stop the pain. And talk some golf....

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Hot Dogs thrown to a Tiger? What a waste. We all know he gives not receives sausage...... #golf

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Northern Irish dominance again then

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Freddie Flintoff talking about elephants in Botswana is funny. 'For the size of them, they hide really well'

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Thank goodness for the sunshine, this is a day for the #golf course

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Red tape, red tape, red tape. How can a 12 foot tall animal need a Health & Safety Risk Assessment?

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Back from a long #safari - much news to follow shortly

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Thunder and lightning in London. Luckily surrounded by tall buildings, wouldn't want to be out on the course in this #storm

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Had a good chat today - could be up for a Health and safety grant #lovethisgovernment #saving lives

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RT @bigshowfactoids: Human’s have the same number of neck bones as a giraffe - bet you can't count them without a ladder? #giraffes #golf

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Need to sort out a fair few mini-Zoo licenses. That's ok, always planned to map out all the courses. Tick that box....

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In honour of #Rory we are going to have a chat with #Belfast Zoo #golf #ownstheUSOpen

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Wishing #Rory all the best tonight in the #usopen #golf

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Bit worried about making holes in the green, looking for large hoof-shaped slippers - no rubber soles though.

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US Open is trouble free so far, but one lethal strike of nature would stop the laissez-faire attitude forever #golf #usopen #rorytowin

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Liposuction company wants to sponsor saddlebags. Not sure this is on brand or on message. Need to think this through #golf #giraffes

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We're getting spambots now - wait until they get a proper look at us....

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Located manufacturer of golfing saddle-bags, good news. #golf #giraffes

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@The_MediaBlog ah, thanks. Need all the support we can get for our new business. Saving lives by not being the tallest on the course #golf

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If giraffes could shout, they'd be celebrating being 8000 follower of @the_mediablog but they can't, so we'll just twhimper #media #golf

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Also need to make sure #giraffes are quiet during those long putts. Though they have no vocal chords, so may not be be an issue. #golf