Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️

#donatelife 💙💚 I ❤️ dachshunds, horses, the ocean, & helping transplant surgeons.

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

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[Donate Life America @DonateLife]

Thank you to all donors & donor families for your incredible generosity, and thank you to the donation and transplantation community for your dedication, expertise, and innovation. #DonateLife #TransplantTwitter 💙💚 https://t.co/sX9arWRhfD @UNOSNews

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@jerrybaglover Mixing acetaminophen and gin: say goodbye to your liver

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

This is what a REAL scientific breakthough looks like

Not that Tylenol stuff

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@DGlaucomflecken The first time I saw a transplant hepatologist lose his cool was when he discovered a pt in liver failure had been given ibuprofen instead of acetaminophen by the PA overnight. People just don’t understand the risks of NSAIDs across the board

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@Mollyploofkins Norway or Spain

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@ImMeme0 This is a high word count just to say “I’m an unrepentant asshole”

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@caitiedelaney He’s alive because evil people live forever for some reason

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@PopBase She has excellent manners because that’s hideous. Elizabeth Taylor would have thrown that in Richard Burton’s face

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@traecrowder @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke please give this man a special already

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@EpicClipVault Charon or his father, Erebus.

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@bebe1969 Zeeeeroooo.

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@Mollyploofkins His foundation never matches because no gay makeup artists want anything to do with him. It also explains the tragic hair and makeup of the female MAGA glitterati

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@TheJFreakinC Listen I’m on your side but this is every modeling agency in every big city in the world.

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@txsportsdoc Jesus God do we really want laypeople as stupid as maga Republicans involved in the finer points of the EPIC vs Cerner wars?

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

The larger question: not one person thought to stop him?!?

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

Darwin Award 🥇 for the ages: A patient invited loved ones to be present while he consumed MAID medication. After his first swallow, he remarked, “Man that burns!” The younger man said, “Let me see,” and then also took a swallow. #toxicology https://t.co/ZErJG9sGpG

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

Spoiler alert: the dumbass who treated a sip of from a medicine bottle containing digoxin 100 mg, diazepam 1,000 mg, morphine 15,000 mg, amitriptyline 8,000 mg and phenobarbital 5,000 mg like it was an interesting flavor of ice cream lived.

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@WashProbs Get stalked by a Secret Service agent who isn’t shy about letting you know that he has researched your entire life from birth.

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@_hello_im_j She’s a private citizen and she’s not bound by the desires of strange men on the internet pretending to care about the well-being of girls and women, when in fact their hand-wringing is all about control. Again. Like it always is.

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@_hello_im_j She clearly doesn’t have a good plastic surgeon, which is astounding to me, but it’s her face and her body and she can do whatever she wants.

[Gordian Knotress 🪢🗡️ @GolfKilo1011]

@glenn_tunes WE KNOW