Golf Sucks

Dedicated to golfers who blame the game!
Because 'Golf Sucks... until it doesn't'

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@BrookeHenderson you played lights out today!!

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@CharleyHul11 You were amazing this week and a blast to watch… it ain’t a major, but you are #1 in our hearts!

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I’m on the hunt for true goat ranches tracks ⛳️

Not fancy. Not perfect. And just a notch above a goat track! Just honest golf—playable courses with character, quirks, and a layout that makes you think (or laugh). Courses someone clearly cared about, even if the budget didn’t get the memo.

Drop your favorite goat ranch below 👇

NTX or Southern OK - but if you got a fav elsewhere - let’s have at it!

Public courses preferred. Bonus points if it’s walkable, affordable, or has a story. #GolfSucks #GoatRanchGolf

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@LPGA THANK YOU!!!!!

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Welp. I’ve done it.
Just signed up for the Ironman 70.3 Little Elm—
because apparently, 18 holes of bad decisions wasn’t enough suffering.

🏊‍♂️ 1.2-mile swim
🚴‍♂️ 56-mile bike
🏃‍♂️ 13.1-mile run

All in one day. No golf cart. No breakfast burrito. No cart girls. No mercy. No reason.

This isn’t a fitness goal. It’s a slow-motion obituary.
But don’t worry—golf is still my therapy, my recovery plan, and probably the reason I’m doing this in the first place.

Stay tuned for sweat, suffering, and swing thoughts. Let’s see who breaks first—me or my 7-iron.

#GolfSucks #IronmanLittleElm #HackersJourney #TriHarder #DeathByEndurance #RecoveryGolf #NoTurnBackNow

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@NUCLRGOLF 1. F- you.
2. Piece of Sh1t
3. And the occasional throwing out the middle finger

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@TaraBull808 Not golf!

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Waiting on tee time for Round 3 for the Byron Nelson.

I wonder if the PGA ever thought about a shotgun start!?!

@PGATOUR @ESPNGolf

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Who would have thought we would still be on Round 2 at noon on the third day. @PGATOUR

Going to be a fun, long day of golf. #chasingthecut

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@NBCSports @LPGA @anwagolf
It is great to see that a major network is giving live air time to women’s golf… Can you please start doing the same with the women’s regular events?

Nothing worse than watching an event that has been over for 12 hours and airing in the middle of the night!

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Way to make golf exciting, Gentlemen.

Congrats @Minwoo27Lee

@ScottieScheff doing your thing!!!

Excellent chase and great finish @GaryWoodland

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M.W. Lee. Just made it interesting on 16!

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Golfer Adam Hadwin slams club in frustration, accidentally sets off sprinkler in hilarious moment https://t.co/9IPBPtcLGn

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I was playing Hole 3, a 407 yard Par 4, when my tee shot landed just to the right edge of the green… just misisng a very nice and understanding couple who were finishing the hole… granted they were on green of Hole 11!

My slice was in full swing today!!!!

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@MiracleSwing Well he’s won more tournaments than me - so yeah - it works!

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Will it please warm up already? I am ready to hit the fairways…

https://t.co/khvZ2d4tmY

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Well that means my game is in good company! In the 80th percentile!!

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I almost thought my opportunity to play a round with you was over…. But it has never taken me 5 hours to play a round and if I really have to hurry the chance - I can play faster. 😊

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I might just start this series called smokin hot takes with Paige lol and remember if you’re good play fast, if you’re bad play faster😉

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Need a little more flex there? Damn!!!

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First look at @BrookeHenderson in 2025 👀

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I pay a security deposit for those when I play!

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🚨🤬🪓 NEW: Tyrrell Hatton was questioned by tournament officials after he unleashed frustration on the 7th hole in Dubai, destroying the plastic tee marker with his golf club.

“Just a bit of frustration. Probably shouldn’t have done it. Does it make me a bad person? No. It’s just a spur of the moment thing and it happened. I can’t go back and change it, so move on….

“I was told about it in scoring. I don’t have an issue with what was being said. I’m aware that it’s not the right thing to do but in the heat of the moment when you’re frustrated, you just do things that you probably wish you didn’t do….”

“I’m not going to let it bother me for the rest of the day. If that’s the worst thing I do as a human, then, I mean, it’s not that bad.”

(📸: Ewan Murray / The Observer)