Gomez Addams 1991 & 1993

Husband, Father, Investor,Train Guy.❤️Morticia Addams❤️

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[Gomez Addams 1991 & 1993 @GomezAddams91]

Tully: Eating ass is disgusting.

Me: Not if your wife is as hot as mine.

Tully: Bruh

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When you downgrade from eating your hot wife’s pussy to eating fritos.

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I think we all know where this is going. 😏

That’s right, I’m getting pegged!

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All Morticias are great but mine’s better, sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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Tully: Your wife is creepy as hell.

Me: You mispronounced sexy.

Tully: Your wife is creepy as sexy?

Me: Yes.

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I would love for her to hit me with that car.

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Hot wife can’t get enough of my ass.

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Damn right you are Mrs.Addams! 🤤

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When she speaks that sexy French.

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Morticia, while cuddling Marvin: This isn’t what it looks like!

Me: I knew you would fall for his raccoon charms! *cuddles both of them*

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Morticia: No, Gomez! The raccoon can not sleep in our bed!

Me: But, Tish, he’s a baby! And his name is Marvin.

Marvin, while tangled in the sheets: *happy raccoon noises*

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Wednesday has a date with that Glicker kid. I have no worries, she could snap him like a twig if he crosses a line.

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Morticia and Fester are arguing over who I love more.

I’m too scared to tell them it’s really Pugsley.

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Charity Auctions, am I right? 😏

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Why am I so jealous of a piece of bread?

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“Now Gomez chains me to the bed post.”

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In bed with my beautiful wife.