Teddy Paris

Like puzzles. Can’t ball. Will spend all day at the beach. Shitty driver but whatever. Will do whatever it takes to keep chillin.

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@king_of_size_ How far away are the stars?

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@nol_kat Legit 😶‍🌫️

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@sagwah @NajiSamaha Solid maybe. But what about @the_real_jrod23

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Yo I’d like to give a shoutout to @JusticeIVall87. #JusticeForBing

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Thank you @SlightlyCheezy

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I just cracked open a 4loko and poured that mf into a glass

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Shoutout to K’nex

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@SlightlyCheezy Done

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It’s time to get back on my game. I vow to not leave my house for nonessential purposes and for every comment I’ll make sure somebody else never leaves their house.

[Beans @kenneth_gunning]

@KaptainKeelar @Gone_ffishing @SpoonerBerry March 29th!!!!

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Vans + dick cheese + my god damn best friends = having more fun than anyone else

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Yup @NajiSamaha but @seancworld ...

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Matt Howard agrees that McDonald’s has the best frys

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This tweet constitutes my 1 Star yelp review of the Mountaineering Club

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@NajiSamaha Your thots

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@SlightlyCheezy harvesting my happy trail

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I can’t decide between not shaving and looking meh or shaving and feeling like a fucking quitter

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Will the serotonin see it’s shadow?? If so six more weeks of depression.

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Fremont brewery then sesh yup

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New Tame is str8 ⬆️ 🔥s