John Kelders

DnD5e player, dart player and lover of life 👍

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

5 years ago I went on a date to the movies to see a love story called Deadpool. The funniest thing is part way through the theatre had a fire alarm. We stayed and watched it on our own. So thanks @VancityReynolds for bringing us together and making my life so much better.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Friends, I am simply gobsmacked at the fulsome love and positivity for my latest song, so I have posted it on your favoritest music channel, with an ADDITIONAL BONUS LYRIC, so that probably means…awards. I’m also putting a new version of the video on YouTube without any bleeps so you can fully enjoy my richly faceted cursing. 

And I just want to say to all the MAGA boys & girls who have expressed such a fascination with my powerful masculinity, that I can’t take even one squirt of credit for it - all glory and praise for my virility has to be credited to Mother Nature! But please be aware that when you appear so focused on my Alpha qualities that onlookers are prone to suspect “the lady doth protest too much, methinks”, which was something penned a fellow named Shakespeare. 

Uncensored version now streaming on all platforms:
https://t.co/Q9PIXNVulr

Uncensored version available on YouTube:
https://t.co/AspvoUGdIn

[Jeri Ryan @JeriLRyan]

THAT’S my boy…!!!
Get’em, Bob. 🖖🏼👊🏼✊🏼💙🖖🏼@RobertPicardo

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@HeyItsRykon @punkshifter I think you’re both wrong

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@punkshifter

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@theedgar501 Nope. My nose is the height of the bull 😂

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@Warcraft Doing photo shoot

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

It would be really good, truly respectful, for Westfield Bondi Junction to set up a fund to help the families of the victims. With a seriously big donation from the company. And boxes in the centre where the public could contribute. Please RT if you agree.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

For you blue collar maga ppl. Instead of watching trump and Tucker on Tucker's show here on X, give this a watch first. For the majority of us along with this man, we'll never understand it.

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@HeyItsRykon Grays mate. Good luck on the new chapter of your life 😃

[Damon Heta @DamonHeta180]

The Ultimate Damon Heta Giveaway because what more could a person want than my mug on everything 🔥

To enter simply follow me, like this photo & R/T this post!

A random winner will be announced 30th Jan 2023 at 7pm UK time.

#giveaway #DamonHeta #Darts #TheHeat #freestuff

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@mrszoomby This dude is so not a real gamer. We would never say anything like that.

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@mrszoomby 🤬

[Peter Murphy @PeterWMurphy1]

Google, show me someone who is showing up at their job just for the pay check, but not actually doing any work. 😏 #auspol #qt

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@punkshifter And now we all need to know what’s on it

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Pleas watch this and RT it 1 million times. Thank you.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Separation of Hypocrisy and State.

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@mrszoomby What’s wordle?

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@cantley_stephen @frank_jendro @TheDartsReferee With 3 darts in your hand yes I agree. But with 2 darts, I would go for T12. That way you can at least have a shot at the bull.

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🔥 Big Giveaway 🔥

The newest addition to our class themed #tabletopgaming accessories - the Warlock. 🧙‍♂️ We are giving away the FULL SET which includes the Master Vault, Rolling Tray, AND Mechanical Pencil! 🎉

(Rules posted below 👇)
#wyrmwoodwednesday #dnd #dice #ttrpg

[John Kelders @GonzoCPL]

@mrszoomby What’s this Wordle thing that I keep seeing?