Garrett Gottesman

Public Figure Partnerships @Meta

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

@paulkrugman I can help! I just sent you an email on your Princeton email address

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

If you use this thing (❗️)in your email you’re a douche and I’m going to intentionally take longer to respond.

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

SOS it’s 12:01 someone please find her

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

I just minted my new BFF NFT! https://t.co/AopVe2qpFR

[BFF 🌈 @MyBFF]

Introducing: 𝘠𝘰𝘶.

BFF's inaugural PFP collection.💥

𝘠𝘰𝘶 celebrates the uniqueness of the women and nonbinary friends across our community and the world.

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

I just spent 45 mins riding around the NYC subway and seeing all the boys on there carrying flowers made me so happy. There’s good guys out there. They’re taken. But they exist.

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Today’s gonna be a good day. Wordle 238 2/6

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[Facebook @facebook]

.@Brit, @jaimeschmidt, and over 50 leaders across industries are hosting a virtual event tonight on Facebook to help women and non-binary people get educated, connected, and financially rewarded in crypto and web3. Register here and watch on Facebook Live! https://t.co/26YpPzWxxG

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Wordle 218 2/6

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[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Wordle 216 2/6

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[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Can everyone please stop telling me I have an “avoidant attachment style”? I haven’t read the book and don’t want to. Thanks.

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Wordle 215 4/6

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[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Wordle 214 2/6

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[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

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[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

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[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Wordle 205 5/6

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[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

If you’re noticing that there’s been a lot of birthdays recently it’s because New Year’s Eve was about 9 months ago. People love starting the new year with a bang.

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Can someone please explain to me the phenomenon of gays suddenly introducing their middle names? Like am I supposed to rebrand as Garrett Stanley?

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

I got asked if I was straight at a gay bar again last night 😭😭😭

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Your stripper name is your favorite Venmo password. Comment below 🤪

[Garrett Gottesman @Goo_VA]

Is he hot or is he just the only other gay guy here?