GoobLagoon

Welcome to GoobLagoon! We value our guests safety! All legal proceedings will be burned in the garbage, thank you. Meet our CEO: @CaseOh__ (FAN RUN ACC)

[GoobLagoon @GoobLagoonTM]

New and improved Brain Eating Amoeba zone!

Diving zone coming soon...

DISCLAIMER: GoobLagoon nor caseoh are responsible for any amoebas caught in the amoeba zone, discretion is advised.

@CaseOh__

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[GoobLagoon @GoobLagoonTM]

if you saw all those ambulances outside of our park yesterday, no you did not....

we care a lot about our guests and their safety, our CEO would never tase someone just for no reason.

(my boss is forcing me to write this)

@CaseOh__

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[GoobLagoon @GoobLagoonTM]

some of our most recent improvements to the Goob Lagoon, massive slides, and new expansion area—Amoebas included

some not shows here are more lounging chairs + vending machine with EXPIRED granola bars!!

@CaseOh__

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[GoobLagoon @GoobLagoonTM]

everyone welcome our new replacement employee River!

Atlas was fired for incompetence and selling drugs to our customers..... he may or may not have laced you (we're not responsible)

AND We have a new ticket machine for card only!

@CaseOh__

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[GoobLagoon @GoobLagoonTM]

@writeousluthern @caseohlore everyone who swims in the amoeba area knows they have a 99.9% of contracting disease that's not our fault, and the banana peel was the fault of a guest not our CEO. if a guest used it anyway that's their fault not ours.

We aren't liable

[GoobLagoon @GoobLagoonTM]

Fake news!

@CaseOh__

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[✨QUESOLORE✨ @caseohlore]

i wrote a newspaper article about caseoh's waterpark, GoobLagoon:

[GoobLagoon @GoobLagoonTM]

You can't sue us if you get a brain eating amoeba, you chose to swim in Amoeba zone..... consult our legal team who totally WONT burn your case.

Nobody died at this park

@CaseOh__

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[GoobLagoon @GoobLagoonTM]

Everyone welcome our new GoobLagoon employee Atlas as well as our new Brain Eating Amoeba area!

Do you dare to jump in the amoeba pool?

- All amoebas caught within our water park ground are not our fault, discretion is advised.

@CaseOh__

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