Jeremy Hooper 🥨

Dad who ✍️ jest for adults (@newyorkerhumor/ @mcsweeneys/@weeklyhumorist/@pointsincase/@frazzledhumor/@slackjawhumor/ etc.) & kiddos (PBs)

[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

After a long sabbatical, going to resume for frequent posting. On threads. Join me there. https://t.co/5xmFo6Kojd

[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

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[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

Do not support this company. The charged me for an annual subscription. I immediately informed them the charge was in error and they refuse to cancel. They also make it really difficult to cancel on the website.

[FlexClip @FlexClipApp]

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[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

Also, this farce of a lawmaker used to be pro-marriage equality. So this lame bullshit isn’t Adam, Eve, or Steve — it’s Donald, her abusive political spouse.

[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

Been with my husband 22 years. In all that time, they still haven’t managed to punch up this lame fucking cringe line.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Political violence is evil and indefensible. It's a cancer that will feed off itself and spread. Charlie Kirk is a human being with a family. Harming him or anyone else for their political views is disgusting and will rip this country apart and hurt everyone.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"As a multigenerational proxy for heterosexual dating, I even better understand the need for both the bully and the bullied alike to hear and see only the framework of functional man-woman unions."
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[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

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[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

Annnd, I’m out. It’s been real, Twitter.

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

Working overtime to ensure your tax dollars will be spent wisely!

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This woman is spot-on. 🎯🎯🎯👇

[Acyn @Acyn]

Baier: Fox News can project that North Carolina's Democratic Attorney General Josh Stein will defeat Republican LT. Governor Mark Robinson

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Weird, I was told that the number one issue facing Americans today was transgender ten year olds playing soccer with their friends

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

Thinking of President Biden and Dr. Jill Biden on this historic day. I’m sending them gratitude and love for their service to our country. 🇺🇸❤️💙

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

NBC exit poll shows 47% of voters TRUST HARRIS MORE to handle the economy.

This is huge for democrats!!

[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

Says the man who’s tweeting like a nervous ferret on a meth binge.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Everywhere we have REAL data it looks good. Every state where we don't have data, it's all "vibe" from both sides.

Folks, the fundamentals look good.

If you're just getting off work, head straight to the polls.

VOTE. STAY IN LINE. HARASS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO DO THE SAME.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

For her.
For all our daughters and sons.
For America. 🇺🇸

[Variety @Variety]

Sabrina Carpenter Registered 27,000 Voters on Tour, Engaged More Voters Through HeadCount Than Any Artist in 2024 https://t.co/8Nbr9CpxOU

[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

Bookmarking this.

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

I’m telling you, when things start to fall apart for Democrats tonight, stop whatever you’re doing and turn on MSNBC. Nothing is more entertaining than watching a bunch of emotionally unstable, overpaid communists melt into pools of self-pity and rage on live tv

It’s glorious