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[E @GoodDayEric]

@kevinxu Obviously $1M would be less valuable 30 years later. For instance, $1M in 1995 is equivalent to $2.3M today. But the math is even worse for those folks living in 1995 when looking back to 1965. The equivalent of $1M in 1965 vs $1M in 1995 is over $4.8M. We’ve got it easy.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

JUST PUT ONE DOOR ON KAVANAUGH’S HOUSE AND ARM HIS FAMILY PROBLEM SOLVED

[Andrew Friedson @FriedsonAndrew]

Pro tip: if you have a student’s mother email you for a grade change have your mother respond to it.

Fight 🔥 with 🔥

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Just putting this out there.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

"Dr. Fauci graduated 1st in his class at Cornell Medical School, he has served under 6 presidents, and has received numerous awards and honors.

Jim Jordan was an assistant wrestling coach who ignored the sexual abuse of his wrestlers.

I think I’ll listen to Dr. Fauci."

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

Am often asked about different vaccines and their efficacy

Each trials tracks, reports efficacy differently

Currently, we have preliminary results for Novavax and J&J

But what numbers matter? What should you look for?

Here's one set of data to track. In a simple table

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Maybe instead of shots per day, it's also worth thinking about TIME: how long it would take to vaccinate the country. Here's a little conversion table for that, assuming you want to vaccinate 80% of the US population including children.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Socialism is a scare word they've hurled at every advance the people have made. Socialism is what they called public power, social security, deposit insurance, and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for anything that helps all people.

--Harry Truman, 1952

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Love watching she-hyenas Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham wrestle over the last strands of outrage-gristle while Tomi Lauren watches from the tall grass, eyes glowing.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I have no words. Well, one maybe. https://t.co/ggFIxMsXmb