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my inner thoughts on all things #omegaverse, romance books, smut and manga… this also may get political

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Growing up is realizing that it’s no longer cute or socially acceptable to read at parties #BookTwitter

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My roommate: I locked up your cat cuz he randomly bit me.

Recap of events: They were playing and my cat started to rough house. When rough housing, he like a lot of cats, likes to lightly bite or gnaw.

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The best part about running my job’s Twitter account is that I know when my coworkers are scrolling through Twitter

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When the very public mental breakdown of a former YouTuber is only slightly less unhinged than #CALeg during the end of a two year session

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@Liz_Cheney is a total Alpha. The courage to stand against the @GOP party line. Her dedication to the constitution. And her fearless eloquence to establish the simple yet debated fact that #January6th was a coordinated attack on our democracy. #omegaverse

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I think my issue with contemporary art is that it seems hard to clean

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Would it be weird to masturbate to the Ezra Klein Show?

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The #Metaverse is a pimped out version of #clubpenguin @Meta

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What should I do?

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Taking a sick day and it’s giving me time to think about how I got Ben and Jerry’s ice cream for 64% off #coupons

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My body aches. #why

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My favorite thing about the boomer generation is when they really try to understand technology. I just say one download a flashlight app… On an iPhone…

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My work conference would be more enjoyable if I could light up a joint. #notajoke

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With #abortion becoming a key issue in our upcoming elections, just remember that being pro-life is such a #beta thing.

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I started reading #MarriageofConvenience but I feel so horrible for the FL because she was literally a child bride with no one to teacher her or love her. No wonder she became an “evil wife.” #manhua

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! I was drunk. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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To prep for my #10k tomorrow morning, I am my cousin’s wingman at a nightclub and am reading #webnovels in public