chicken supreme reseller

rollerblade baddie in the big city

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

I’d take my oath on a copy of DUNE, letting everyone know I’m going to be insufferable to work with, but kinda cool also

[Matt Laslo @MattLaslo]

DEVELOPING: A member of the House of Representatives is taking their oath on a classic Superman comic book

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

@DylanMcKae So sorry Dylan. Your family has always been so kind to me. Thinking of you all.

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

I’d appreciate if everyone in this bar could shut up. I’m trying to watch 2001: A Space Odyssey

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Omg I don’t have the energy to even scroll this new TL. I have no idea what any of these fascists are talking about and I’m not going to try to find out.

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

My Twitter TL can be split into 2 camps:
1) right wingers I’ve never heard of spewing insane conspiracies
2) people retweeting the first group asking why these tweets are on their timeline

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Pretty sure we could convince Republican men that owning boy dogs is gay. Also pretty sure they already think owning girl dogs is gay.

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

I bet they were like 33 y/o

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

“Classless”

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Starting a new medication is always scary. Any weird feeling is like “is this it? Is this how I die?”

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

I’d get an electric drum kit if I didn’t love my wife

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Broccoli Rabe also slaps

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Did they do the same thing to broccoli that they did to brussel sprouts? I have tried so many times and always hated the taste of broccoli, but in the past few months, I can’t even find the taste I didn’t like. It tastes completely different, and delicious.

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Aggressively making out in the middle of the crowd at the emo function really kills the vibe for everyone

[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

What is your gig pet peeve? 🤔

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

There’s some inherently sad about millennials getting really into pickleball

[matty @Powers26]

how the fuck did these work

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Going to the @microwaveatl show tonight and my first thought was “remember to wear your knee compression sleeves.” This is 29 folks.

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Manhattan is going to love this

[On @on_running]

Take on clay with confidence in our new elite-level tennis shoe. Co-created with Roger Federer.

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

Wtf is going up with the Twitter feed and why is it full of fist fights?

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

I waited 6 months extra for preorders thanks to this stupid record.

[jade.2003.1080p.BluRay.x264-RIGBYGENDER.mkv @RigbyGender]

Imagine ruining the manufacturing process of vinyl for a full year just to end up at goodwill because you didn’t realize there was no market for your music on vinyl

[chicken supreme reseller @GoodJobJay]

THIS MAN WAS ROBBED