Jared Porter

is butterbean ok

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

Rowdy Pi Day as usual

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@Mr_Normal_Guy69 Watching like 2 cfb games a year with this broadcast option has ruined me. Now I just mute audio on games half the time knowing good things could be.

[brent @murrman5]

[wife lying to her mom on phone] no he doesnt practice stand up anymore
[me in basement walkin back n forth] people be lookin like they dogs

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@TourSwingsTommy Good question. Yes, we are supposed to not talk abt it

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

C.

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@mrgracemugabe @getfiscal THIS!!!!!!!!!1!!

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

"Did the combine interview like you asked coach, real lustful"

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

Can't speak up with a post on the grid. That's reserved for fun and whimsy.

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

If you aren't speaking up against _______, you are part of the problem!!*

*posted to my 24 hour instagram story

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@jaycaspiankang @grok It is depraved and disgusting. Nothing from 5 years of Trump presidency suggests it will be rejected by even half of America, though.

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@Aaron_Torres Yeah that was a cool unrelated moment, but what the fuck are you talking about?

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@rebsby100hd @JonasLGray @JeffryWood14 Incorrect.

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@rebsby100hd @TJ_Pittinger What would doing homework change? It's a good question in response to a stupid claim

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@rebsby100hd @JonasLGray @JeffryWood14 Miami is one of the teams.....

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

doing pass pro sets in the driveway as an absolute cornfed unit has to rule so hard

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@MichiganOwnsOH @B1gBias Uh disappearing messages do indeed... *checks notes*. Disappear. Two ways

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@mattwilson2124 @UrMomsFav97 @CockConmander A different female assistant would be even more wild. But that's not what happened. It was indeed *her* house

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@TylerIAm As long as it's mostly commercials again I am IN 🤝

[Jared Porter @GoodJobVeryCool]

@ClueHeywood Love and respect to Kevin 🤝

[Dub @WMsDiary]

When the joke hits