DON'T ADJUST YOUR SCREENS
DON'T LEAVE YOUR PHONE ON MUTE
DON'T MISS THIS NEW SERIES BY YOUR CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS @NEARLYKYLE AND @IAMSTOJIC
DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED
DON'T JOIN THE RIOT https://t.co/9XEzuyEQZe
"I flunked out of dental school because I couldn't stop calling mouths 'gut portals', but now of course everyone's doing it! Timing is everything." - Ekum
Sweat about the small stuff! When society collapses you’ll be overcome with a broad, smothering dread. Enjoy the prickly anxiety of specific worries while you can! And, add to your list of neurosis the fact that you HAVE to watch Episode 12 of GMT! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN
Social media personalities tended to do very well after the water ran out. They had already seen the worst that humanity had to offer and and so more easily accepted the new world. Most people alive today can trace their ancestry back to someone with over 25,000 Twitter followers
Ya, removing your spine allows you to more quickly curl into the fetal position, but FUSING your spine means you can never leave it! Whatever side of the debate you’re on, we can all agree that it’s time to watch the season finale of Good Morning, Tonight! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN
One day you'll look back and you'll laugh, and then you'll look forward and you'll cry. Until then, look straight into this screen and watch Part 1 of our finale, Clips Show! https://t.co/9BwZ80wMZx
#TBT the old studio, an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town. You don't just find ramshackle buildings by the prison any more, not since the inmates took over. Just another neighborhood gentrified by convicts.