Ekum and Halle

The only morning show broadcasting from the very-great-in-no-way-horrifying future year of 2066!

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DON'T ADJUST YOUR SCREENS
DON'T LEAVE YOUR PHONE ON MUTE
DON'T MISS THIS NEW SERIES BY YOUR CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS @NEARLYKYLE AND @IAMSTOJIC
DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED
DON'T JOIN THE RIOT https://t.co/9XEzuyEQZe

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We shot a sketch series for @CBCComedy and it premiers on July 2nd. That's pretty sweet... https://t.co/GjfDd8fejR

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Meet our next featured SheDot Film Fest series- @GoodMorn2Night! You can catch a few episodes of this strange and hilarious dystopian talk show this Saturday at @comedybar! #SheDot18 #Webseries #femalefilmmakers

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"I flunked out of dental school because I couldn't stop calling mouths 'gut portals', but now of course everyone's doing it! Timing is everything." - Ekum

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Sweat about the small stuff! When society collapses you’ll be overcome with a broad, smothering dread. Enjoy the prickly anxiety of specific worries while you can! And, add to your list of neurosis the fact that you HAVE to watch Episode 12 of GMT! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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Social media personalities tended to do very well after the water ran out. They had already seen the worst that humanity had to offer and and so more easily accepted the new world. Most people alive today can trace their ancestry back to someone with over 25,000 Twitter followers

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This is your brain. This is your brain if you don’t watch the Season Finale of Good Morning, Tonight! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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No animals were harmed in the making of the Season Finale of Good Morning, Tonight! We lost a few hosts though. https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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#tbt Shooting has to pause for Ekum and Halle to argue over who could eat more of a party sub.

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Come on out! It's safe* to watch Good Morning, Tonight! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

*hehehehe ahahahaha hohohohoho AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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Take a break and watch the season finale of Good Morning, Tonight! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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Fasten your meat-belts! It's the season finale of Good Morning, Tonight! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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#JoinTheRiot https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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All good things must come to an end, and then it’ll just be us! Stop delaying the inevitable and watch Episode 12 now! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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Ya, removing your spine allows you to more quickly curl into the fetal position, but FUSING your spine means you can never leave it! Whatever side of the debate you’re on, we can all agree that it’s time to watch the season finale of Good Morning, Tonight! https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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Episode 12 (Season Finale Part 2): The Riot takes over the 'Good, Morning Tonight!' studio https://t.co/ElpgPBvtgN

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One day you'll look back and you'll laugh, and then you'll look forward and you'll cry. Until then, look straight into this screen and watch Part 1 of our finale, Clips Show! https://t.co/9BwZ80wMZx

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RE-RE-RE-RE-MIX! your memories with Episode 11, Clips Show! https://t.co/9BwZ80OnR5

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Episode 11, Clips Show, longs for your eyeball's sweet caress, and your earball's cavernous embrace https://t.co/9BwZ80wMZx

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#TBT the old studio, an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town. You don't just find ramshackle buildings by the prison any more, not since the inmates took over. Just another neighborhood gentrified by convicts.

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Your wallet was inside you all along!