Good Ol' Wendy

A good ol' Midwestern gal with a knack for rhyming, a weakness for Chardonnay and a gosh darn fire burning love for Scott Disick!!

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@JessicaSimpson Sorry but I HAVE to know....did you poop when little Maxie came out?? I don't mean to embarrass you but I'm just so curious!

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When I grow up, I want to be @ScottDisick

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@ScottDisick Are they mutually exclusive?? I LIKE ya dirty!!! hehe #scottsadirtyboy

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WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH CHOCOLATE??????? RT @GodivaChoc Who would you want to be your coach if you were on #thevoice?

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Why does everyone keep comparing @ScottDisick to Christian Bale in American Psycho??!! IN CHRISTIAN BALE'S DREAMS!!! #morelikewetdreamshehe

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I can't wait to see all the cute butts running around the field this Super Bowl! Lord bless the man that invented spandex football pants!!!!

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I CARE!!!! RT @ScottDisick Big day for me I go rid of my black car to get a blue car, FYI if anyone cares blue is my favorite color

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@TGIFridays are you connected to @TGIFridaysGift?? It's a total SCAM!!! How disillusioning!! I expected more from my favorite restaurant :/

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@TGIFridaysGift SCAM SCAM SCAM!!! I tried to sign up for your free gift card & its a scam! Awfully disappointing from my favorite restaurant

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@BenFlajnik "Tread Lightly"??!!! Are you threatening that nice young girl, Benjamin? Ya do*che!!!

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@ScottDisick is opening a restuarant?!! Tell me they serve ribs and Chardonnay and NYC here I come!!!

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Coco, I was BORN ready!! RT @cocosworld Are you ready for 2nd Season of,"Ice Loves Coco?".I think I dress my family up well.

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Watching reruns of the Kardashians! I tell ya, if ever there were a woman who could resist Scott Disick...well, let's face it. There isn't

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@shitgirlssay I think it tastes better than regular Coke!

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Ice, we must be kindred spirits!! #3 RT @FINALLEVEL ICE T Question: Why do you always throw up 2 steps from the toilet?

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Caucuses schmaucuses! SCOTT DISICK FOR PRESIDENT!!!! #2

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Welp 3 days in, and there goes my resolution to keep out of the deep fryer! Would've had better luck if I gave up the Chardonnay with it! #1