GSCG

Appreciate beauty wherever possible. Do kind things, speak sincere words, be a good person. Give sincere compliments. Loyalty, temperance, honor above all.

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

@GeorgiaGirl309 someone is moving quickly!

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes...

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

@Parkerlawyer wow, at least they got the "you and I" right instead of "me and you". That's a well formatted threat...

[DON HALL @donhall5]

When an AC/DC song comes on the radio it adds 10mph to your driving speed!

[DON HALL @donhall5]

So let me get this straight, if I grow a beard the DM's and Twitter crushes will start rolling in?

[GLK @njlitigator]

Brian Williams in his return to NBC tonight will interview Pope Francis about the time they performed miracles together.

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

I think eating crab legs is the cure for depression, because I've never seen anyone sad while cracking crabs.

[GLK @njlitigator]

Tom Brady escaped the cheating allegations and didn't even pay anything extra to Ashley Madison.

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

I'm not flirting with you. I'm just nice. Get over yourself.

Except you. You get under me.

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month.

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

Scientists: Polar ice caps are melting at a faster rate than ever before!
Obama: let's send more CG ice breakers up there...

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

I convinced my motherinlaw that the undercooked pink chicken was actually properly prepared flamingo and now she's got food poisoning.

[Jay Whittaker @ItsJayWhittaker]

Sex in the workplace should be referred to as "insider trading". It sounds cooler. Both are unprofessional and somebody's gettin' screwed.

[blazing susan @blazingsusan]

My boss is vacationing this week and just answered the phone 'No, I'm drunk' and hung up on me. #WorkFlow

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

Goldilocks is my favorite story about a crack head breaking into a house, eating the food and tearing shit up before running away.

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

Damn girl, are you carrying a tazer? Because you are stunning!

#failedpickuplines

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

I'll do a FF list with some dirty Twitter friends and include a famous minister just to fuck with people's heads. IDGAF

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

@GeorgiaGirl309 it's awkward to respond when someone is in the stall next to you!

[GSCG @GoodSCGuy]

Who would have ever thought that jeweled asshole plugs would be as big of a deal as they are?