Teardrops on My Guitar --> my tears ricochet
Dropping in stories about 20th century oil barons and casually using the word gauche. Who is this new Taylor? #Folklore
VFL and @celtics power forward @Grant2Will dropped in on a @UTKCEHHS class to talk basketball and using quarantine time to challenge yourself. #VFLClassCrash
Company: Hi! Thanks for applying! Could you upload a resume?
Me: Sure thing!
Company: Can you now please upload every detail individually from your resume separately?
Me: .......