January Williams

Please go through my tweets before following me. You may be disappointed. I don't like donald trump

[January Williams @GoodieGold]

@realDonaldTrump This weekend, please go home and entertain Your Wife. #NoMoreGolf

[Bexxy @Bexxy__19]

UPDATE ON GERALD AND THE CROW SITUATION:

Things have escalated.

I repeat.

THINGS HAVE FUCKING ESCALATED.

For those of you just joining us, yesterday I accidentally entered into diplomatic relations with a gang of crows after Gerald stole my good spoon.

Well.

This morning I walked outside and Gerald was waiting for me.

Alone.

Standing directly in the middle of my driveway.

No screaming.

No hopping around.

Just staring at me like a tiny feathered loan shark who had come to collect.

I said, “Morning, Gerald.”

He tilted his head.

I gave him a walnut.

He did not eat it.

Instead, this motherfucker picked it up, walked three steps to the left, PUT IT DOWN, and stared at me again.

Message received.

The offering was insufficient.

So I went back inside and got more walnuts.

When I returned…

THERE WERE NINE CROWS.

Nine.

Yesterday there were seven.

Gerald is fucking recruiting.

And they were arranged in a SEMICIRCLE.

This isn’t a bird friendship anymore.

I’m funding organized crime.

I distributed the walnuts because apparently I pay protection money now.

Everything seemed fine until one of the smaller crows tried taking two.

Gerald immediately screamed at him.

The little one dropped the second walnut.

I have accidentally created an economy.

Gerald controls distribution.

There’s a hierarchy.

There are consequences.

I’m pretty sure I witnessed a disciplinary hearing before breakfast.

Then Gerald flew away.

I thought we were done.

WE WERE NOT DONE.

Twenty minutes later I looked outside and there was something sitting where Gerald had been standing.

A bottle cap.

A shiny rock.

And…

MY FUCKING SPOON.

HE RETURNED THE SPOON.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I believe we have successfully negotiated a trade agreement.

Unfortunately, there is now a crow sitting on my mailbox.

So I still cannot get my fucking mail.

I tried approaching.

He puffed up.

I backed away.

That mailbox belongs to the organization now.

At this point I’m just a tenant.

Anyway, Gerald has officially been promoted to General Gerald, Commander of the Driveway, First of His Name, Keeper of the Good Spoon, Lord of the Power Line, Collector of Walnuts, and Regional Manager of Whatever The Fuck Is Happening Here.

I’ll keep everyone updated.

But if I suddenly stop posting…

Gerald found out I told you.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump is probably going to declare a national emergency because when they lose the midterms he knows he's in a lot of trouble.
When he does this, it is up to all of you to stand up and make sure that the voting process continues on without interruption. Save your democracy.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This is SOOOOO amazing!!! So well done. Plus, LOVE the message. So well done.

[Plies @plies]

This Attroney General
Will Not Certified The Election In November When The Democrats Win!!! He’s Being Put There To Do This Exact Thang In November!!! He Will Claim FRAUD!!! (Save This Tweet)

[January Williams @GoodieGold]

🤣🤣🤣!!!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: A lot of people are saying I'm one of the greatest presidents ever

Reporter: They aren't saying that

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

We all knew he was lying about the Reflecting Pool. The problem is that he lies so often that it’s almost impossible to keep up.

So I asked AI to compile claims from just the past twenty-four months and then checked them against official data, contemporaneous reporting and independent fact-checks.

Here is a partial list of 86 lies:
1. He promised to bring prices down “starting on Day One.” Grocery prices remained high and continued rising.
2. After winning, he admitted that prices are very hard to bring down once they have gone up.
3. He said egg prices had fallen 93 percent. They had not fallen remotely close to 93 percent.
4. He said he inherited the highest inflation in American history. He inherited an annual inflation rate of 2.9 percent.
5. When corrected, he changed the claim to the worst inflation in 49 years. That was also false. Annual inflation reached 23.7 percent in 1920.
6. He said there was virtually no inflation during his first term. Consumer prices rose approximately 8 percent.
7. He repeatedly claimed he had already brought inflation down, including during periods when the annual inflation rate was higher than the 2.9 percent reported shortly before he took office.
8. He told Congress inflation was “plummeting.” Prices were still rising overall, including major household expenses such as housing, electricity and medical care.
9. He claimed to have secured $18 trillion in new investment.
10. He then raised the figure to $19.2 trillion.
11. Even the White House’s own tracker listed far less, and its total included multiyear pledges, purchasing agreements, previously announced projects and commitments that might never become actual US investment.
12. He said America was building more factories than ever.
13. He said factory construction was rising.
14. He said the country had achieved its highest growth ever. Manufacturing employment declined, factory-construction claims depended on cherry-picked categories, and economic growth was nowhere near a historical record.
15. He called the country he inherited a dead country. The US economy grew 2.8 percent in 2024, faster than every other major wealthy economy except Spain.
16. He says foreign countries pay his tariffs. American importers pay them and frequently pass the cost on to American consumers.
17. He said the evidence overwhelmingly showed consumers did not pay his tariffs. Economic studies found that American consumers and businesses absorbed nearly all their cost.
18. He said tariff revenue came with “no inflation.” Prices continued rising, and economic research found that the tariffs themselves increased costs for American consumers and businesses.
19. He repeatedly said drug prices were down 70, 80 or 90 percent. No broad measure of prescription-drug prices showed anything close to those reductions.
20. He said Medicaid was “left the same.” The Congressional Budget Office estimated that the legislation would reduce federal Medicaid spending by roughly $930 billion over ten years.
21. He said Americans were “not going to feel any of it.” The Congressional Budget Office projected that the legislation would leave approximately 11.8 million more people uninsured.
22. He said the Medicaid changes touched only waste, fraud and abuse. Independent analyses found that the legislation reduced coverage and federal spending far beyond fraudulent claims.
23. He said he had eliminated taxes on Social Security. The law created a temporary deduction, unavailable to many beneficiaries, that expires after 2028. It did not abolish taxation of Social Security benefits.
24. He said taxes would rise 68 percent without his bill. No credible independent estimate came close to supporting that figure.
25. He then declared, “I’ve kept all my promises and much more.”
26. He publicly promised at least 53 times to end the Ukraine war within 24 hours, or even before taking office.
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[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

This is your friendly reminder that whatever you think about Dr Fauci, the President of the United States at the time told you to inject bleach.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Dr. Fauci!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again because it's still true: We were better off under President Biden.

WAY better.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

I still can’t get over fascist republicans falsely accusing Kamala Harris of wanting to start forever wars as President yet it’s their orange felon who did exactly that and worse with Iran whilst planning more. I’ll never regret voting for her, my conscience is clear.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Andy Beshear is facing backlash from his own party for not being more aggressive in in getting tangible answers on Mitch McConnell’s health.
https://t.co/YwZH9r3sxe

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Trump: “Just because you show up on a boat 500 years ago, doesn’t mean you own the land.”

Me: “Exactly.”

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: Republican Senator Ron Johnson just DENIED the Mitch McConnell photo was taken now:

"I just heard from a source that was an older photo.” YIKES!

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Thursday night drinking game.

Biden: 1 sip
Harris: 1 sip
Hanging chad: 2 sips
Mail in ballots: 2 sips
Most votes ever: 5 sips
Obama: chug

[Laurence (Larry) Boorstein @LarryBoorstein]

The Strait of Hormuz is not open. The United States Navy has demonstrated that it has the ability to engage in illegal blockades and piracy, interfere with freedom of navigation, disrupt the global supply or oil, worsen shortages and price surges. But it does not have the ability to open the Strait or keep it open. The Strait was open before Donald Trump joined Binyamin Netanyahu in an unprovoked sneak attack on Iran.

On February 28, 2026, the United States and "Israel" attacked Iran in an unprovoked aggression, in violation of UN Charter Art. 2 (use of force against the territorial integrity and political independence of a member), Rome Statute Art. 8 bis (crime of aggression), Geneva Convention (attacks on civilians), Geneva Convention Protocol I (attacks on nuclear facilities), Executive Order 12333 Paragraph 2.11 (assassination of foreign officials),18 U.S. Code § 1116 - Murder or manslaughter of foreign officials and 10 U.S. Code § 918 – Art. 118 Murder under UCMJ.

President Donald Trump, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine, CENTCOM Commander Adm Brad Cooper, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Middle East Envoy Steve Witkoff, Peace Envoy Jared Kushner, “Israeli” Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and Defense Minister Israel Katz, Chief of General Staff Rav Aluf Eyal Zamir and IAF Commander Maj Gen Tomer Bar should be prosecuted in the International Criminal Court in The Hague for the crime of aggression, and the war crime of intentionally directing an attack against the civilian population in connection with the US “Israeli” attack on Iran which commenced February 28, 2026. The penalties in the ICC range for 30 years, or in exceptional circumstances, life imprisonment. For humanitarian reasons, the ICC does not impose the death penalty.

Anyone present in the United States should be prosecuted in Federal court for violations of United States Code. According to Search Labs AI, "18 U.S.C. § 1116 prohibits the killing or attempted killing of foreign officials, official guests, or internationally protected persons (IPPs). The law brings in the penalties from 18 U.S.C. § 1111, which includes the death penalty or life imprisonment for first-degree murder." 

UCMJ provides penalties up to death or life in prison for violation of 10 U.S. Code § 918 – Art. 118 Murder under UCMJ.

That anyone will be prosecuted is doubtful. But they should be.

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

Lindsey Graham was among the most viciously racist & bloodthirsty warmongers in the history of Congress. That he was also pretty clearly a closeted gay man who chose to make the lives of all marginalized people miserable in service to power says everything about him. Rest in piss

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

🚨 BREAKING: my cardiologist’s sister lives next door to Mitch McConnell—she confirms that he is DEAD.

He coded at his house, paramedics never got a pulse back. He’s stored in a cooler at a local mortuary.

Apparently they made close friends & relatives sign NDAs

If you think I’m lying, you can just show us Mitch McConnell. 💁🏻‍♀️

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., who was elected to the Senate in 2003 and was a close political ally of President Donald Trump, has died, his office confirmed. He was 71. https://t.co/u4eSNgVw2i

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Obama Presidential Center opening and the Knicks parade are the closest we’ll get to celebrating the best of America for the 250th.