Jack

My grammar bes Ebonics, gin & tonic, and chronic.

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

@jaidegramer Jeezus jumping Christ

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

Take a good look at all of your apps. Are yours 80% blue? Cause mine are 80% blue

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

Red, white, and the Pabst blue ribbon

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

To the family of the funeral precession I jumped into... I am terribly sorry for your loss

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

If youre a kid n’ you see another kid sitting alone, sit with them. If you see a 27 year old sitting alone, leave him the fuck alone

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

@jaidegramer I’m obsessed with you

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

@ryanweistart Dude me too!

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

When you get caught looking at the bartenders tits so you gotta read the shirt like you were interested in what it said

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

@jaidegramer Absolutely fucking not

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

Mary had a little lamb. Well fuck Mary, fuck the lamb, and fuck you too.

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

And this is why you don’t start 3 white boys

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

I’ve just seen the twin sister of everyone I’ve ever slept with in Nashville. I told them all to fuck off

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

I couldn’t really tell you what my job title is, but it includes finding paper clips and hitting on my boss

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

Lmao

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

26 and still terrified when my mom throws the middle name in

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

@JohnMayer I love you too John

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Thank you everyone for the well wishes. Had surgery yesterday and woke up to see some amazingly kind and loving tweets. I’m so sorry that we couldn’t finish out the last few dates of the tour. This band and these shows mean the world to me. Love you all dearly. ⚡️♥️⚡️

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

@melfrank3 Gay

[Jack @Goodman_Essl91]

@DaisyRivera12 Nice save