Bonjour Dickface!

I am a former child.

My mother has told me I'm handsome so you don't need to.

Strength and honour.

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@Jennifer55gt I'm still yummy at 54

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@kiara_whispers 176

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@FarhatMalik6642 Well in a competition, you always want to be number 1. So 1. Absolutely do not give a fuck about the hair

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@LiamFennessy_ Is this uhhh... is this the beginning of "The Curse of the Carats"

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@MbarkCherguia Ohhhh trust me. By the looks of this loser, life will take care of him

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@oelma__ Cyber monk

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@MiniiLulu I think tattoos are the least of the worries here.

Is that an oversized everything or are you 3 foot tall?

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@Avabelly__ I have a few options.

Firstly, how rich is this guy?

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@imjustamistk @BhattiLaib9960 Same

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@Patrick33270903 @BhattiLaib9960 “My name is Patrick Mullen”

That’ll do it.

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@Kristinartz Oh Kristina, that’s very nice of you to assume I am not repulsive such that I have a partner.

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@rita_romanosss_ Too old to be my sister or too old as a romantic partner?

Actually, the answer is 'yes' either way

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I was told to "sit down and STFU" the other day. HA!

Joke's on them - I love sitting. Additionally, not having to talk to anyone makes the sitting experience outrageously more enjoyable.

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@AngelsViicky Depends - You use the Gregorian calendar right?

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@Hania16836 If my girlfriend has been putting on a performance this whole time, I'd be confused, but also massive respect for the commitment to method acting.

Could you Imagine? She breaks character and actually wants to be seen with me in public

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Guys, I can't remember... Was it super windy and people had worse eyesight back in the early-90s?

I'm trying to justify the number of brightly colored wind-breakers and I can't find any support for this phenomenon.

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Please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT tell me you gave up the opportunity to roll deep with an absolutely glorious mullet?

If you've decided on business at the front AND business at the back too, you need to have a real think about where you stand morally, ethically and being rad.

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@HemishaV Things aren't looking good, mate.

Maybe join a cribbage group. Actually, that's limited numbers, so that's going to narrow your horizon.

Oh well, I tried...

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@AntiWokeMemes They all have been photographed at least once in their lives.

How'd I do?

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@Cosmic_924 @AvacadoN @koutouly60 @BhattiLaib9960 I love cats. That one just looks like a bit of a dick.

(also all of this is a complete joke from me because the account which posted initially is a faker account, so I was trying to be funny in response. Turns out peoples' response to me was way funnier)