Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty

Real estate witch with blue hair & tattoos, artist, human & cat mom, weird website owner, BDSM educator, & comedienne of the benign. #201204667 DM me for ?s

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Ever felt lost in translation with homebuying terms? As your agent, I bridge the gap between generations and negotiate every detail. Let’s turn your home dreams into reality—awkward moments included!

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

When your GPS says “Turn right” in Pittsburgh… but you’re faced with 90 steps instead of a street! 😂🏡 Homebuying tip: always trust your agent over your GPS! #RealEstateHumor #PittsburghHomes

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Ever wonder why renters look so shocked at closing? 🤯 Hint: It’s not just the mortgage rates! Who else has fought for their security deposit? Drop your answer below! #RealEstateTrivia #Homebuying 🏡

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Check out this week's Portland Metro real estate stats https://t.co/PccGnyQJk4

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Check out the latest in Portland real estate stats: https://t.co/HmCzo8y08Y

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

See what's new in Portland area real estate https://t.co/o5wtGn9AGT

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Me: I want a castle with a moat. Realtor: Here’s a cozy condo with a pool. Homebuying dreams vs. reality! 🏰➡️🏢😂 #HomeGoals #BuyingAHome #RealEstateAgent #Relatable #USAgent

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Hush! Zillow is an algorithm that doesn't understand the neighborhood or your home. No... shhhh... don't speak.

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

You think I like filling out forms for my clients? Of course I do; I'm getting paid to! Filling out government forms means I have to pay that shmuck's salary, not mine.

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Seriously, if i hear one more...

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Risk it, i dare you.

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Please, please, please...
...And this is just another reason to plant native plants!

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

It's National Pet Day! Do you have the goodest boy? I have a 6-month-old Doberbaby and he is very much not the goodest boy. He's the only boy, though so I guess he's the goodest boy.

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Did you have ANY of this on your 2026 Bingo board? I sure as hell didn't, so let's start over with a new board, and we can really get wacky.

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

I had no idea! I have honestly always thought it was just a rectangle. Did you?

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

This Week's Portland Real Estate Report. Check out this post on Nextdoor: https://t.co/sJgRYCsHHH

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

Is Portland Real Estate Still Holding with Mortgage Rates Back Over 6 Percent? https://t.co/jr7seRHv0N

[Christy Walton, Select Team brokered by FIV Realty @GoodniteChristy]

A lot of very interesting people live here. Should you be one of them? I am fantastic at relocation for clients, so drop me a line! #keepingportlandweird #realestate #realtor