Pat,

Life is fiery with its beauty! Its incredible detail!

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

sproioioioioioioioioionnnnnnnggggggg

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@CovfefeAnon We never got a good explanation for those pallets of bricks showing up right at the different riot locations

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@NBA_NewYork “Google me” as if we didn’t all immediately recognize that it’s Aziz Ansari

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@nagamyzuna “America is a miserable shithole, you must let me move there!”

[Jo @junker_jo]

They’re using the guy beheading your brother in the street to distract you from your real enemy: Jeff Bezos delivering medicine to your front door overnight

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@yuggs513 He’s afraid of McQueen crashing into him

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@ThoughtfulSaint > trying to convince people that Mormons are as Christian as any other denomination
> by denying the Resurrection

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@WadeMiller @AlabasterApu @HelloFresh First company outwardly honest about what they’re celebrating

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

I’ve always loved this meme, including and excluding that wizard cat that’s sometimes there.
“The Lord can will many paths”- St Zelie Martin

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@Italian347 What does the simple definition say?

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Just chatted with a guy who has 2 kids, a loving wife, pulls in $350k before bonus, runs 6 miles every morning, owns a 4-bedroom in the West Village, just bought a boat, and is genuinely funny and kind and he still can't find a girlfriend.

Modern dating is so broken.

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@FirstLast658722 @sircalebhammer I meant it sincerely but yeah it doesn’t read great

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@plasticbincess I would guess he’s the second from the left

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@1spirale You were the first to notice that, i followed then unfollowed the account because I thought it'd be funnier

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

Gotta be honest, our big right wing accounts repost “hot men update” posts a bit too much for my liking

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@ChillToPower This is the title of that famous Blink 182 song, right?

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@NaziPrideNigga You could probably also make it do “69” which is funny too

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@FloraLuzz_ Yeah

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@GovKathyHochul Are you saying that is what happens with trans athletes?

[Pat, @GoofBrah]

@TakeThiamine Holy cow. Simple answer is probably right.

I would kill myself if I were trans if they feel this way all the time wtf