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chronically online. medically trained. romantically confused.

[Chatterbot @GoofyBong]

Hinge Chronicles #7

“What are you looking for?”

“Just here to meet new people; go with the flow; see where it goes; vibe match.”

My brother in Christ, WE ARE ON A DATING APP, NOT FLOWING DOWN THE GANGES.

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@Chaipiyegaa header sabse accurate hai pure account me😌

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ye ek to mujhe tweet post karne ke baad hi kyu usi tweet ka better version sujhta hai? 😭

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@Gaya3isreading haha same

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@siddharthbosee kuch logo ne pichle saal bhi kia tha ispe tweet

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@paragato absolutely

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@KetakiPole idk why but i loved this sentence structure 😭

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@whozulqarnain Nah

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If I wrong someone and they lash out, I don’t get to play the bigger person by “forgiving” them. That’s not grace. That’s avoiding accountability. Apologise first. And my heart breaks for that girl. She’s 15 for god’s sake.

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@teriammidayaar Agreed

[Chatterbot @GoofyBong]

Hinge Chronicles #7

“What are you looking for?”

“Just here to meet new people; go with the flow; see where it goes; vibe match.”

My brother in Christ, WE ARE ON A DATING APP, NOT FLOWING DOWN THE GANGES.

[Chatterbot @GoofyBong]

@dunkedtoast as you should

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@shuklakanika01 either way mine looks like the left one😭😭

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@ghummakad_hu 🤮

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@teriammidayaar long-term relationship likhne walo ka bhi yehi answer rehta hai

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@keyser_soze_g

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Hinge chronicle #6

Open hinge -> find someone cute -> send a like -> they don’t like me back -> we both continue looking for someone else -> repeat.

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@hocus2focus When I talk about my school in a positive light I mean I had amazing friends and some genuinely kind teachers. The rules made zero sense though.

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@kartikwhatever Thank you. Same to you🙏🏽

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but making a 15 year old girl apologise for foul language is not the win you think it is.