GoofyHand

Phoenix. Husky dad. Virgo. Carnivore 🥩. Gamer. Audiophile. Podcast enjoyer.

[Snyd Swabbie Robbie @James79349611]

@ModestyQueen19 Save it. No one is listening anymore. At all

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

@StellaJasTTV @DukePhresh8888 @PlayApex Well then you’re just an idiot. For 9 days it will be the same map at one specific time. In 4.5 days you will be playing half and half

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

@_Drxgo Caustic easily

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

@TheManVita @PlayApex It’s so fucked. Plat 1 and every lobby is 1 pred team, not 5-6 where they might respect an enemy. Just one pred team running down gold/plat players

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

@PlayApex can I please have a job, you guys are so fucking bad at improving things. Why are there lobbies with 1 pred team, 0 masters teams and 19 diamond 4 teams. Make the fucking preds play each other. It’s 5pm on a Saturday. No reason for this much disparity in the lobby

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

@n_zappala4 Steak and chicken both cut when you take out the carbs

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

A little rain and everyone in Texas becomes Hellen Keller behind the steering wheel.

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

@mistervvs_ @alienlabsTED DO NOT BUY ANYTHING WITH POWER in the name, every company that has power in its name is terrible. Ibuypower, cyberpower, powergpu. All trash and use cheap parts where they can.

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

@mistervvs_ If you know how to inspect a pc to make sure it’s fine, FB marketplace is hands down the way, find something that’s like a year or two old. You can haggle a bit as well. I’ve gotten multiple $4k rigs for $1500-2000.

[La Píldora Roja @LaPildoraRed]

“You’re not virtuous. You’re harmless. You’re like a rabbit. Rabbit isn’t virtuous. It can’t do anything except get eaten. It’s not virtuous. If you’re a monster and you don’t act monstrously, then you’re virtuous. But you also have to be a monster. The hero has to be a monster” – Jordan Peterson

[SSG Raid @raidbullys]

Apex Legends is the hardest game in the world there’s no changing my mind.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The middle class is the most expensive place to live, and no one talks about it. Lower income households get assistance. The wealthy use tax strategies and loopholes. But the middle class pays full taxes, full tuition, full healthcare, full everything. So you work 50 hours a week just to stay in the same place and fund everyone’s life except yours.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The strongest version of you is buried under the habits you're afraid to break.”

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Whose f*cking permission are you waiting for?

Go do your thing. You're going to die.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

FLORIDA JUST WENT FULL ENGLISH ONLY

Driver’s license exams will be in ENGLISH ONLY. Florida is the first state to ax the multilingual madness.

NO MORE handing out licenses to invaders who can’t read a single road sign.

ASSIMILATE OR GET OUT https://t.co/YcKstpCMmf

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

Does anyone else find it odd that $200 billion is spent on cancer research every single year and the only thing to show for it is a 75% increase in cancer deaths since the 1990s?

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Seneca hits you with a brick.
Pay attention to your life.

[GoofyHand @GoofyHand]

@FlipMoney22 I’m about to get off work and probably down here in an hour or so

[liminal @Liminal1988]

At some point in your 30s, you realize: