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There is a city in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

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90% of the people change a whole text message just because they don't know how to spell one word.

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Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

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Listening to music can help you run faster and get a better work out at the gym. It can help increase endurance by as much as 15%

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90% people type things into Google to see if they spelled them correctly.

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In England, suicide used to be illegal. The punishment for trying to kill yourself was 'death'.

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Out of all the divorces that happened in the world this year, 20% of them were Facebook's fault.

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The glossy look to lipstick comes from fish scales, which are iridescent.

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South Africa used to have 2 official languages. Now it has 11.

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Most burglaries occur during the daytime

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Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.

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The White House is worth about $995 million.

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Humans have the longest and thickest penises when compare to other primates, when it comes to size and in proportion to overall body mass.

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Students at Harvard University ran a condom delivery service for short span of time in 1985 and their slogan was "We'll come before you do."

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A McDonald's McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients found in yoga mats.

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Strawberry is the only fruit with its seeds on the outside.

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Studies suggest that using sarcasm can significantly improve your I.Q.

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40% of bottled water is just regular tap water.

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Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950s. Means, technically, you're hearing dead people laugh.