Gage

Noise maker, Oxford comma advocate, Professional eavesdropper

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Alright y'all you're three days too early

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Just had to three-factor authenticate the cheesecake factory app

[Gage @GoogieGage]

You cant shit in a pot and drink from it too

[Gage @GoogieGage]

In the VIP section at the Mineragua pop-up

[Gage @GoogieGage]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: STELLA BLOOM JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AT THE MINERAGUA POP-UP

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Went to prison but they took my phone so idk how many steps I took

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Witch @witchwounds]

i be profen

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Going on American Ninja Warrior as a transracial

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Immense in size and bizarre in appearance

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Student IDs that have only your weight on them >>>>>>

[Gage @GoogieGage]

If you're gonna graffiti my building at least be literate, like what's the point

[bby teeth @teethforsale]

Chicken seizure wrap and diet coke

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya

[Gage @GoogieGage]

How can mario party be a game of luck when I ALWAYS WIN

[Gage @GoogieGage]

So who was going to tell me Bright Lights Bigger City (as made famous by the Treble Makers) was originally a CeeLo Green song?

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Hey I'm Daniel, like Cher

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me in my villain era but it’s just me setting boundaries and saying no to people

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Girl move your eyebrows