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𝔽𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪?

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//and it didn’t get in the way of her getting what she wanted so now she’s cool with it lol

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//Brian being the one exception to the “everyone in the polycule must date Yan” rule.

Because that’s Dan’s situationship and she likes watching the mess-

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//Like she totally thought about offing him at first when she first noticed. But didn’t because that’s Dan’s bandmate and that would like, kinda fuck up the band.

Then she got invested-

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“Don’t worry babe, I can lift you on my shoulders so you can get the good ones.”

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“We /should/ go apple picking.”

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“god i want to hurt you right now” things to say to give me butterflies

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//Dan and Yan: Sweet. Little crazy, questionably vaguely unhealthy but they would beat your ass if you questioned it.

Dan and Simon: Both a lil traumatized, but healthy and sweet.

Dan and Brian: Messy AF.

Me at all three:

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“Making out with your bandmate isn’t weird, it’s just the scene.”

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“It was /already/ weird.”

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“Guys, it’s less funny when you guys talk about it-“

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//I would say I’m sorry, but we all know that’s not true

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“Get a room you two. Preferably one not next to mine this time.”

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“What happened /after/ that certainly did.”

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“Right, cuz /I/ was the one breaking into /your/ house cuz I wanted to start a band.”

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//Dan, who thought this bitch was dead:

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//Brian, bursting through Dan’s front door after finding out that he escaped, breathing heavily:

“Dude… we should start a band.”

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“You wanna kiss me so bad, it makes you look stupid.”