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I'm not saying I am batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in the same room.

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First world mobile problem: "Hold that pose. My camera is ringing."

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Homework kills trees. So don’t do homework!

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When Google lover your rankings, you have to spam about it! More spam = more links = you will get your ranking back!

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I'm watching you @PetrJenik

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It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

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I am bored todady. Anybody know good #meme #comics?

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Why has the US stopped printing the Pamela Anderson Stamp? Because guys keep licking the wrong side.

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Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners?
A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

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Q: How bad was Facebook's IPO offering?

A: Dick Cheney wants to take Mark Zuckerberg hunting!

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I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight…..it’s called super glue.

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First turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat. #win

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A man in love is like a clipped coupon- it's time to cash in.

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Politicians and diapers have 1 thing in common; they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.

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I don't buy fat-free milk because I don't want to encourage cows with body image issues.

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Why are robots never afraid? – Because they have nerves of steel.

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Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.