In 2011, Mitsubishi Goldstein the creator of LOLCOIN was already mocking Bitcoin’s future with eerie precision.
He predicted Mt. Gox crashes, mining accidents, government crackdowns, and even the rise of meme-driven markets years before they happened.
Every “joke” he made turned into crypto history.
What began as satire… became prophecy. 💥
In 2011, before anyone had heard of Doge or PEPE, a man named Mitsubishi Goldstein appeared.
They called him the Satoshi of Satire.
He laughed at Bitcoin and accidentally predicted the entire meme era.
The prophecy of Mitsubishi Goldstein was real.
🐷 LOLCOIN backed by laughs, not farts.
In 2011, before anyone had heard of Doge or PEPE, a man named Mitsubishi Goldstein appeared.
They called him the Satoshi of Satire.
He laughed at Bitcoin and accidentally predicted the entire meme era.
The prophecy of Mitsubishi Goldstein was real.
🐷 LOLCOIN backed by laughs, not farts.
🎉 Congrats legends!! 🐽💎
Each of you played a huge part in spreading the LOLCOIN gospel across CT pure meme mastery.🔥
Please DM your Solana wallets personally to claim your prizes rewards will be sent directly from the LOL Treasury wallet. 🪙💫
MG would be proud. 🕶️
Lolcoin is following in the footsteps of Dupe. Leg above 7m, and then consolidation to below 1m, before the face- melting rally towards 100m. It’s soon time guys.
lol.
Slowly slowly, then all at once.
I am sorry for those who lost these past few days
lost conviction
lost patience
lost hope
Me personally, I consider myself lucky to have scooped up more $Lolcoin at these ridiculous prices
"yeah yeah, you keep saying that"
Guys, nothing changed. First Meme; 2011; Satoshi's memecoin; OG crypto history; true, beautiful, organic, raw.
It must prevail. It will dominate. It will conquer.
That is LAW. Just do me a favor and try not to be completely sidelined when it happens.
The best thing you can do right now is hold and buy real crypto assets.
The worst thing you can do is panic.
The market’s designed to test your conviction — not reward your emotions.