Sam “Goon” Seaborn

Wawa chicken steak and cheese mongrel | Weston Wilson superfan | Former optimist | Wintergreen 6mg connoisseur

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

@Henry_Sux I had this once and now every time there’s categories like those I become catatonic until I get woken up by a question like “This actor ACTUALLY climbed the Burj Khalifa”

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

#expand

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

Beer is the mind chiller

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

50 year old men are haunted by the song WAP in ways you couldn’t imagine

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

There are many horrible, horrible things about Margate, NJ, the most despicable of which is Memories, a “bar” that is an amalgamation of the worst of humanity. Never go there

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

Had a dream where I was walking up to pee in a toilet but snapped out of it and woke up before I dropped trou. Don’t test me with this shit #PissKnower #RockRoomIsCashOnly

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

@mymixtapez Don’t know who this is but I probably saw her when I was there last week. Not sure what her problem is I can get a nice enough t shirt there for the price of a Coors Light on average

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

Me if I see one more grad post with Don’t Look Back In Anger

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

Wawa cashier looked at me with profound sadness in her eyes when I asked her for Marlboro reds

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

2 beers before bed. Truly the magnum opus of the digestive system. #expand this

[Sam “Goon” Seaborn @GoonBorn]

@evr3338 Ervil,

Girthier than you have tried.

Warmly,
Goon