The Daily Goon

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FAILED infiltration attempt or desperate TURNCOAT? Leaves GOONS laughing and the SYNDICATE with EGG on it's face! http://t.co/1VIqlJEO9m

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The Big Harry's Palladium Cloud is happening now! Our reporters are on the scene. Wacth a Livestream here: http://t.co/LuKpoK4QjG

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Madman Erimus declares "I'm not coming back" in final transmission beamed from the far edge of the galaxy. We salute you, brave explorer.

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Madman reaches far side of galaxy - but can he make it home!? Read the harrowing tale! https://t.co/feZWQFpr5z

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#EliteDangerous Come out to Jotunheim on Saturday for a treat! #PalladiumClouds are being distributed. Details are at http://t.co/vvEMGtAPQO

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#EliteDangerous #EmperorsGrace BREAKING Va'savis Sedu has stepped down due to controversial evidence presented to public.

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Leaked interview with former Emperor's Grace member displays cunning business acumen: https://t.co/0CewqEp9Vl

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Buckyball Races - What effect is this dangerous new sport having on the youth of the Empire? Special report reveals disturbing implications.

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Breaking News: Dog seen flying cobra in the LTT 700 system. Owner claims that there's no rule saying a dog can't fly a starship.

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#EliteDangerous #Re-Opening Secret plans for the "Grand Re-Opening" leaked onto Imperial netscape http://t.co/V09sjYYOR7 via @imgur

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We have officially changed our name to reduce to confusion. We apologize for anyone confusing us for a lesser news outfit.

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BREAKING NEWS: Is the Emperor's coma a scam? Find out more! https://t.co/Bd52j220cA

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#EliteDangerous EG Head ShadowGar was executed by Emperor's Grace controlled station Backlund Gateway for cowardice after Goon Ambush.

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OnionHead News: https://t.co/VyvqttQnyz

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OSCAR MEYER WIENERSHIPS RUN LTT 700 BLOCKADE! Could this be the true reason the Achenar Syndicate was disavowed? https://t.co/VyvqttQnyz

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Imperial Factions disavows Achenar Syndicate after revelations of abuse against Imperial Traders! Scandalous photos! http://t.co/cLoXezzHk7

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Federation Destruction caused by Shadow President Hudson's mistress leaving him for an Onionhead dealer? New sources reveal sordid affair!

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Federal Tyrants drop bioweapons on Kappa Fornacis farmers, destroy their livelihoods, obliterate native ecology! https://t.co/JmTWLtJhBK

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BREAKING NEWS: Nearby backwater involved in a civil war! Unless we get some nice kill shots, expect more information never!

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Ace pilot Isinona chases some serious bounties in his latest video - http://t.co/2u799dQZFI #EliteDangerous