Jeff Goonard, CPA

Dog Dad 🐶 Book Worm 📖🐛 Bowling Green Falcon 🦅🤎🧡Tax-paying American 🇺🇸 Accountant🧾 Let me help you with your taxes!

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

At work scrolling on reels with my pointer finger instead of my thumb so my boss thinks I’m being productive

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

i forgot to take my lexapro today I hope I don’t get pregnant

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

Do yall remember when everything was limoncello

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

The notes app is mightier than the assault rifle

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

It’s 2014 and someone just made a My Name Jeff joke. All the boys are laughing. RVCA on the tee. Volcom on the board shorts. Ecstasy

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

Is the wok still in Poland or has it moved

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

When will they release the naughty list?

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

LinkedIn wrapped is here. We’ve reached the end times

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

God is in Detroit and his name is Isaac “The Cybertruck” Teslaa

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

Watching family feud becomes way more fun when you imagine everyone on the show is piss hammered

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

@Wade_Register @KirbySmartUGA @Kirk_Benedict @a___ray @Coach_King01 @coach_thartley @GeorgiaFootball CASH REGISTER 🤑💰

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

My mom just said Jalen Brunson looks like the girl from The Last of Us 🥀

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

Rest in peace to John McCain, we was straight stuntin

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

Eric Ebron

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Thinking of redecorating my crib.. yall fw this aesthetic?

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

@RPlazic12 Thanks for sharing, Rich. Recent spikes in #Bitcoin ($BTC) and #Blumpcoin ($BLUMP) seem to reflect this new trend of engineered disasters for profit. The US now has more capital than ever to send to countries like #Ukraine. Yet another display of pure genius from #PresidentTrump

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

Some of yall are not tapped in to prime Keelan Cole and it shows 😒

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

You got a problem man? Meet me outside and let’s settle this in the Gaga Pit like adults

[Jeff Goonard, CPA @GoonardJeff7]

I hate kombucha and I’m tired of lying to myself about it

[Chaz “Balls Too” Lipton @chazlippy]

Creep #TedBundyatAnejo #CapeCod #spicymargs