It’s ok if you’re bad at golf. But don’t be bad and slow. Nobody wants to see you read a putt from seven angles and plumb bob for 30 seconds before four-putting for your fucking nine.
May I see your Silly Walk?
Sorry to be late to #InternationalSillyWalksDay this year, I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me longer to get to everything.
Working on a story about whether golf courses should stay open. Here's what one official told me: “If we can’t get people to fix their ball marks, do you think we can get them to stay six feet apart over four hours?”