Welcome to Loser School~
Sign up for classes while we work to push you into being the most depraved lil' addict imaginable~
$20 Tuition Fee~ Pay up tardy~
Hi gooners, retards, pussyfree handhumpers and more~ ๐
A new semester just started up at Gooner Loser School~ Pushing you to be the most depraved lil' handhumping porn addict you can possibly be~ ๐
Pay the tuition fee and sign up already tardy, what are you waiting for~? ๐๐ธ
Calling all retards, gooners, and idiots who'll jerk off to anything someone tells them to~๐
Sign up for my classes so I can turn you into the perfect lil' porn obsessed gooner idiot who can't help but fuck their hand every second of the day~ ๐๐
Dummies like you shouldn't think, you should just stay in your goon caves all day and jerk off to pretty furgirls who would never give you the time of day if they were real anyway~ ๐
Stay inside and tug tardy~ ๐
Hey retards~ Class is back in session~ I was on a break for a bit, but I'm all back now, those of you who are looking to sign up for classes, do it today~ And if you're already signed up, then come DM me for a class retard~!
Pay the fee and become the biggest idiot you can be~
Remember~ Good lil' goontard rejects don't do silly things like NNN~ Good lil' rejected tardy's like you should just focus entirely on constant hardcore handsex~ ๐
Fuck your fist to drawings and furmommies all day for me reject~ ๐
Let real girls intimidate you~ Get scared every time you make eye contact~ They all know you're a dumb lil' pump addict, so there's no point in even trying to get a real girl silly~!๐
Stick to pretty furgirls and toons~ At least they'll never reject you~ ๐
The weekend is a time for normal people to go hang out with friends and enjoy themselves~ For you it's a time to lock your door and have deep, loving handsex all day and all night long to your favorite fictional goddesses~๐
Let me help make you worse~ ๐๐
Ew what? Planning to actually like, go out and socialize on Halloween? Ew~ You should be staying at home, tightly in bed having gentle loving handsex while staring at a pic of your favorite fictional goddess~๐
Safe and sound from any scare situations like meeting a real girl~๐
Gosh~ Gooner School has been growing like crazy~ So many new students~ ๐
If you haven't already signed up for your classes then what are you even doing silly~ Let me help turn you into the desperate lil' handfucker addict you were born to be~ ๐๐
When you sign up for loser school, we immediately figure out what classes are right for you~ What classes will lead to the best combination into making you the biggest handsex addict you can be~
Lock your room and fuck your fist all day long dummy~ ๐
Gosh~ If you're not fucking your fist relentlessly for at least 4 hours a day, you're doing something wrong, obviously~ ๐๐
Good retards aim for even longer~ Try to spend the whole day having deep loving handsex~ ๐
Got some important responsibilites today~? Some big social gathering with all your friends~? Gosh, sounds stressful~ You should stay at home and fuck your hand to safe sexy drawings all day instead~๐
Sounds much more healthy for a lil' goontard reject like you~ ๐๐
Never get better retard~ Work each and every day to actively get worse~ Get more addicted to cringy stupid kinks and fucking your hand over drawings day after day~ Real girls are boring~ Cute furgirls are what gets you feeling nice n silly~
Pumpdork retards like you who are so overly addicted to fucking their own hand for pretty colorful furgirls are super funny~ ๐๐
Honestly, how do you think it'd go if a real woman was standing in front of you~? You'd barely know what to do~ Sounds scary~ Stick to your hand~ ๐
Humping your hand each and every time a cute new sexualized furry girl is popular, each of them specifically designed to trigger idiots like you into a frantic handsex session~ It's a loop you just can't seem to get out of~
Don't try to silly~ Let it happen~ Embrace it~ ๐๐
Sign up for some classes and help push your addictions further n further into a spiraling mess of humping your hand furiously each and every single day to pretty multi-colored furgirls and cartoons~ ๐
Way better than trying to get any real pussy~ ๐๐ธ
Jerking off again huh~? You just see that cute fluffy body and can't help yourself huh~? Jerking off to minecraft furry porn is a whole new level of loser~
That's the fun part though~ Getting off to more and more pathetic things~ Breaking down your sexuality from the roots~ ๐๐
Humping your hand to furries again~? Gosh~ What a dumb lil' pumpdork~ Strokey strokey strokey to all the pretty colored furgirls~ Cartoons make you feel safe, real woman intimidate and scare you~
Get worse for me~ ๐๐
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Locking your door, laying in bed and humping your hands for hours n hours at a time every single day is totally health for a gooner like you~
A braindead gooner fist-fucking themselves for cartoons is a happy gooner~
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