NNGGGHHHH shot a massive GOONLOAD RIGHT BEFORE MIDNIGHT so I could be prepared to have as few orgasms as possible in 2023… then I HUMPED MY HAND AND OGLED PORN PRINCESS ASS ALL NIGHT… I’m already edged, blueballed, and PORNDRUNK… and I plan to stay that way all year!
New Year’s is one of my favorite times on GOONING Twitter, because you get to watch all the counts that deactivate on 12/31 re-emerge over the next few weeks, as PORN ADDICTS realize that they can’t quit this addiction. So many broken resolutions. So many lifelong PORN ADDICTS!