Benson Goon

Hello, I am Benson Goon from hit video game Lego Batman: The Videogame (developed by TT Games and WB Interactive Entertainment).

[sobamunt @ zou @_CosmicEternity]

Gamescon was kinda ass I hope there's nothing else like it
State of Play September 3rd 2026:

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

The Playstation state of play just started and the chat goes as expected

[vik 击 | MCR 01/02/26 @piercedthevik]

gopro you're fucked up for what you did to markiplier also just in general

[Nekaishi ✟ Kitsune VTuber 🦊🦋 @nekaishi]

Markiplier didn’t know about this merger and has been vocally critical of commercial AI. He invested before the deal was announced because he thought GoPro was undervalued and wanted the camera company to survive. He’s said he’s genuinely sad about where this is headed

He’ll still benefit from it as a shareholder. That doesn’t automatically make him a monster. He’s an incredible creator, producer, person, and husband who’s spent years trying to be someone people knew they were right for believing in

That however, won't stop people from trying to cannibalize and sacrifice him on the alter of virtue signaling

Markiplier is a fantastic person who doesn't deserve to be dragged, slandered and abused like we always seem to see happen with good people

[The Tyrant's Muse @TyrantsMuse]

Someone invented bolter rounds lol

[Phella @iamphella]

oh no

[it’s the mf president @presidentward]

them lil balls at taco bell with the nut in em be so damn good 😭

[Kirsten Fleming @KirFlem]

We are all this man

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Roy_The_Bot @LocalHeretek]

You are NOT surviving the Second Galactic War

[Banglavić 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Nofu_7]

Gimmick so bad bro tried to run him over

[Benson Goon @Gooner_Hours]

WHOA

[Nicholas Maguire @nick_maguire254]

The new disc to digital feature on XBOX successfully gave me a digital license to a physical game that has been delisted digitally

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

hate to see a wigger lose his wings

[Benson Goon @Gooner_Hours]

FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU, I FUCKING LOVE MANGOES

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mangoes have been recalled in multiple states due to possible contamination with salmonella.

[Neil @StupidNeilAgain]

"What you up to this weekend?"

"I'm going to pay 75 quid to stand still in a wet field holding my phone in the air filming the same shit thousands of other people are filming" #Creamfields

[albs @albertoutspoken]

Had every reason to age like milk but it aged like the finest of wines

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

HE’S EVEN DOING THE HAND MOTIONS⁉️⁉️⁉️

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

MAGA chud youtuber Cam Higby has a BRUTAL panic attack and vomits in his mouth while trying to defend Israel during his first time on National TV.

This gotta be some kind of divine intervention, holy shit 💀