Goonerwiles

At 6ft 1, I have the worlds shortest legs...

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@BBCNews @bbclaurak #dontwatchthebbc #donttrustthebbc #pullingtogether

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

Pathetic anti-Government from #Marr as normal. Perhaps you’d like to show him the graph that he retweeted last week - we’re doing OK. Mistakes WILL happen in unprecedented times. Be good for him to remember nothing is 100% perfect - even him

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@BBCBreakfast And every response is treated with scorn by @BBCNaga Your holding to account is getting very Marr-esq & frankly quite boring. Not exactly pulling together here, are you. Back out Government - your expectation on everything being 100% correct is so wrong

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@theJeremyVine Everyone has perfect 20/20 vision after an event. That’s not a reason to blame those who didn’t at the time. Really, was this the Goverments fault with the info available at the time?

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

Wanksplat. Just a pathetic humans being

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If you have nothing positive to say about Boris Johnson on here tonight, then shut the f*ck up. The man is our Prime Minister & he is fighting for his life.

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@Telegraph How long are you going to run this sad, unnecessary story on your website? It’s past offensive now

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@HisHolyLord Agreed. My wife worked there. Like a council run sports centre crossed with an airport terminal, with food to match at a Wimbledon pricing. Guests were as expected

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@RegaResearch Am loving mine. Best present EVER!!

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@piersmorgan

[Alice Beer @_alicebeer]

Oh my!

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@DavidGray Hey David, have tickets for the O2 26th March - still going ahead or cancelled due to COVID-19? Earlier the confirmation either way, the better. Thanks & respect

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

Saw @SupergrassHQ at the #allypally last night. Awesome - a joy to be there. Such a good vibe from @GazCoombes & pals emanating to the crowd

[High Five For Ollie @five_ollie]

🎉🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLLIE! 🎈🎉

Happy 3rd birthday to the main man himself!

A quick trip to Addenbrookes today for a review but will be back home to celebrate at home with family and plenty of chocolate cake! 🍰 😋

Have a good one, Cat Boy!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Revealing how Remainers like @CarolineVoaden tweet their concern at who will fill their sandwiches.

Brexiteers want the best and brightest from all over the world.

She wants Poles and Slovakians to pick vegetables and serve coffees.

Remind me - who are the racists?

[Rob @RobsNotTweeting]

‘Tackling antisemitism is my priority’ say shadow frontbenchers who sat and did nothing while Britain’s Jewish community begged them to make a stand.

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@Hermesparcels how do I contact you? Received cards saying something is left behind bin, yet nothing there? No record of these card - just what is going on?? No numbers, customer service email etc

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

Sorry, meat #streathamcafeownertwat. Apols for not including originally.

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@louloupov @GMB And the Fuckwit of the Decade in only Month 2 goes to...#streatham #terrorist #fuckwitofthedecade #police #gmp

[Goonerwiles @Goonerwiles]

@louloupov @GMB And the Fuckwit of the Decade in only Month 2 goes to...#streatham #terrorist #fuckwitofthedecade #police #gmp