Gonz

Shamelessly human

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

I miss the days when soccer moms were making 2000mg upside down pineapple cake slices at weed flea markets 😞

Now we just get corporate tar in a 💉

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

another 1000mg of THC straight to the dome #AMA

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

These modern-day big security companies are shameless.

Thousands of dollars just to install microphones around your house that are surely are only listening for the sound of windows shattering.

Who's this really for?
What happened to closed circuit systems? 🤨

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

I can feel the lack of proper education in my town when I'm walking around in a respirator, but everyone looks at me like I'm the stupid one. 😮‍💨

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

There's a time bomb inside of me 😞

[CNN @CNN]

Shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to a multistate outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a source familiar with the investigation said. https://t.co/DSqSj8sQkP

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

Birthday 🎂 🥳

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

I'll still eat the Taco Bell, I do not care 😤

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

I feel like I shouldn't be getting these many over developed eggs? 😐

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

My dog takes ivermectin like a Kennedy 💸💸

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

The grocery store is a scary place

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

There's always a fear that overwhelms me every time I get a call from a number I don't know.

I just always assume it's something bad. Someone dead or dying. I just want to hide away, I just don't want the next call to come.

I can't pretend to ignore it twice..

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

GOODMORNING!!! 😵‍💫
I feel like a raisin today. 🍇

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

Everybody spends hundreds on retro gaming setups, when for the same price you could just buy a RetroTINK 😎

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

Pretty people in the drive thru make my heart flutter 😵‍💫💓

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

❓️❓️❓️

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

Yes, I am having the best birthday already 😈

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

Milk Street 😈

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

Won another class action lawsuit, another 5 dolla in my account 🙂‍↕️

[Gonz @Goooooooonz]

I don't want to go to sleep early, but I want to watch counterstrike in the morning ☹️