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I cannot believe this has to be said but:

Just bc someone is against vax mandates DOES 👏 NOT 👏MEAN 👏that 👏they 👏are 👏anti-vax.

I got my vax. I love my vax. And I think it's incredibly stupid and wrong that u cannot board a plane in this country without a covid vax.

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K serious question: I want ppl's thoughts on the Depp vs Heard trial, cause I have not been following closely & all I know is that someone's dog stepped on a bee

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am I the only one who thinks that Stranger Things season 1 was amazing and then it just got progressively worse as the seasons went on

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bruh it came true

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WhatsApp would become the most superior messaging app if it had a react button

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my linkedin mainly consists of me posting about my husband's work event

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@c__sawatzky

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This was a traumatic experience for me and I'm truly grateful to everyone involved in my rescue.

To the eagle: f**k you, man

[CTV News Vancouver Island @CTVNewsVI]

A home surveillance camera caught the amazing moment that a breastfeeding North Saanich, B.C., woman saved her goose from an eagle attack. https://t.co/UGqguYfqz7

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Me: wow, what a lame linkedin post

*scrolls down and sees 59,364 likes*

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raise your hand if you've always thought that sticking up for yourself is "disrespectful"

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You learn a lot about your spouse when you both work from home together.

For example, my husband says “cool beans” way too much during his meetings.

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I will literally need to take a day off when Queen Elizabeth dies. My heart will break.

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Me: I literally hate myself. I am the worst person.

Also me: Why can everyone not be more like me???

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PSA: You can decide to not have children without hating children/people who do want to have children.

I honestly find it really creepy when people go on and on about how much they HATE kids. like dude that was you 15 years ago. chill out.

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My newest marketing idea: a line of candles called "updog”.

Then you can say "it smells like updog in here" and when someone replies "what's updog?" instead of a lame joke, you just point to your candle

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seeing an engagement ring on facebook marketplace makes me sad but I also kinda wanna hear the story...?

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DavidsTea is the Lush of teas. Idk how to explain it but it is.

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I don't understand celebrity photos where people comment "I want someone who looks at me the way______ looks at ______😭😭😭" and then the photo is literally just a celebrity looking at another celebrity for a split second

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This but with Valentines Day. Idk what it is. Valentines Day and Christmas just really bring out the consumer in me.

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Me during the rest of the year: Companies try to convince me I need these things that I don't. Won't catch me falling for these clever marketing schemes.

Me @ Christmas: well since it's Christmas season it only makes sense that I purchase this Christmas themed leaf blower

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@GraceRuth44 Congrats. I have been told by many political staff that this is the most accurate show as far as life in a political office goes 👏

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Like the reason I think everyone likes these kinds of sweaters is definitely style, but it's also bc they're 5 bucks at value village and our dads probs wore something like them in college.

And now you can get one brand new for $60 at American Eagle? It just feels weird.

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I find it so cringe when companies start making "vintage" lines of clothing.

The whole reason we fall in love with vintage styles is bc it's thrifty and cute and good for the planet, and these fast fashion companies trying to "resell" it to us just feels gross.