Garrett Pearson

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@kevinolearytv you support fascism

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@elonmusk @netcapgirl Than you must be a giant failure

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@realDonaldTrump Mr. President can you do something about this Musk guy. He seems like his is trying to take your job and his kid is very disrespectful.

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@realDonaldTrump Every year for as long as I can remember.

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@TheJWittz https://t.co/G40bjpZvQS
Check this guy out. He makes songs about pokemon. I particularly like the zubat one.

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@tweetdumped

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@LauraJaneGrace wastin grapes

[Mike Burkett @FatMike_of_NOFX]

Ear plugs are awesome! You can't hear farts or trains, you get a good night sleep, and when you wake up refreshed, you can eat them!

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

Are dinosaur bones vegan

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@FatMike_of_NOFX https://t.co/ggO5k0jxjs This is awesome! Idiots are taking over bluegrass punk.

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/mY37XL3MOt

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

Anarchy pizza bagels #ocd problems http://t.co/5DjY5PxOzZ

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

What's the point of this site if celebs don't even answer tweets?

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@jeffrosenstock Also, will listening to your music help me get laid? thx.

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@jeffrosenstock Hey I noticed your graphic design work reminds me alot of David Carson. Is there a reason for this?

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

Willow park in crestone http://t.co/vvjZRvNjxZ

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

To anyone reading e-mails from me: 3 exclamation pts = 1 exclamation pt, 1 exclamation pt = 1 period, 1 period = 1 deleted exclamation pt.

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

This next @AJJtheBand record is gonna knock you on your ass. It is soooo good, even for a band who is always soooo good.

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

Last night I was fucking the singer of sublime and he wanted to smoke crack. I never do that stuff, but, ya know, when in Rome...

[Garrett Pearson @Gophersmock]

@FatMike_of_NOFX When is Backstage Passport 2 coming out?