Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 2,036 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/e0YNSGU0hr
I really need to be more mindful of the clock when drinking my 3rd ice coffee of the day
This is a formal apology to 4 of my friends who will wake up tmrw with their own hyper-specific slew of texts relating to a topic - of which - I'm apparently very passionate about
memory unlocked: @kaceyalater unintentionally hazed me when I was her ASM; she told me that my first job was to make a collage for the cover of my Elephant Man SM binder - which I did…
In my defense, we just met & I was unaware she was dripping in sarcasm
My villain origin story is being on hold for 17 minutes then the line going dead just for me to call back and the operator says ‘we are now closed, call back tmrw during operating hours.’
Hear me out - if we’re going with the “he’s just a bad apple” theory, why don’t u throw out the apple immediately? Get rid of it as soon as u see it’s rotten...
But you can’t do that bc it’s not just a ‘bad apple,’ it’s the whole fucking tree & what the tree is rooted in
The fact that the cop didn’t ✨care✨ to take the time to distinguish her taser from her gun should tell u all you need to know.. #DuaneWright#BlackLivesMatter
Just saw a video that said ‘if u called ur mom to pick u up from a sleepover as a kid - then now you’re thaaaat person who drives separately to events in case u wna dip early...’
😳🤭 I feel attacked.
Is there anyone out there with like, a non-fucked up body? Like do I have scoliosis, an iron deficiency, and endometriosis while other assholes get to have a body that works perfectly fine?
Shout out to the guy who got out of his car with a shovel bc he saw I was trying to shovel out my v stuck car. He then said ‘oh shit, this is like ice,’ gave it a couple more go’s w/ his shovel & silently left. I was there for 75 more minutes...
#chicago