Gordon Taylor

“Nothing better than a good old mass debate on the interweb”

[Gordon Taylor @Gordaz1981]

So after the tension of watching Arsenal lately I thought I would put a bit of comedy on tonight, is it always this good? #Tottenham #thfc #spurs #Arsenal #AFC #Spursy

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@Sophhcx_ Every packet of crisps sell by date is always a Saturday

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#GMSF has to be Harry Maguire

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@Montana_minx Would look better with my shiny baby gravy all over it!!!!

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Not sure if the Arsenal board have thought about something as daring but imagine offering Spurs say £40-50 million plus Balogun for Kane? A guarantee of 20+ goals and would put Arsenal right in the mix for every competition. Would be Sol Campbell all over again! #AFC #THFC #Kane

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@LegsGlossy I would if I were hanging out of the back of you!!

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@LegsGlossy Beyoncé?

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@LegsGlossy My word I would definitely give u the best 30 seconds ever!!

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@piersmorgan @Cristiano I remember you saying something similar about Arteta with Aubameyang. There is a reason why Ten Haag does his job and you do yours. Leave your bias out of it, it was the right call to move Ronaldo on

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@LegsGlossy Trying to maintain a hardon after 14 cans of Lidl’s best and a £70 bag, wish me luck!

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@Aprivate67 You could sit on my face post shit

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@skylerlo_ My dwarfs thumb?

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@themichaelowen Your point being Michael?

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@missjustinetx Is it Paul?

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@LegsGlossy Would be better with my hairy knackers on your chin

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@LegsGlossy My weekend would be better if I could rest my testicles on your chin

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@RBailey441 Yes I’m partial to the odd banana

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@francety Is your dock your fanny, and is the boat my dwarfs thumb? If so then yes!! Although I am quite shit at parking!!!

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@carolinasukie I fail to see how this would work

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@LegsGlossy Would dust the arse off that!!!