Andy

I am a humble brewer and excellent listener

[Andy @gordoncooper]

I just realized how easy it is to type bbw instead of bbq on a qwerty keyboard

[Andy @gordoncooper]

Advice of the day, beg for forgiveness not for permission. I love the city

[Andy @gordoncooper]

@omgpanda was one of your favorite faculty members a wellness instructor?

[Andy @gordoncooper]

@falconette your funny metaphors flow out like a booger in a snot factory.

[Andy @gordoncooper]

Oh complimentary soft pretzels on Friday morning, you are the only reason I eat mustard before noon.

[Andy @gordoncooper]

@wkdutim They're imploding the Drexel shaft on the 15th of November. If you're awake at 8 am, watch it!

[Andy @gordoncooper]

We do this out of the goodness of our hearts, and the writing in our job description

[Andy @gordoncooper]

Hit by a car on the way to work, I may have to break down and wear a helmet if this shit keeps up.

[Andy @gordoncooper]

god damnit I want a free piano

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@sfalc am I that one dimensional? Has @falconette made me out to be a cat lady in man form? Oh, I loved the site by the way.

[Andy @gordoncooper]

just got paid to climb around a power plant that hasn't been used since 1969, totally worth the back log of podcasts

[Andy @gordoncooper]

just saw the CV for Michael Plopper. I for one hope he's a butt doctor

[Andy @gordoncooper]

Just had a co-worker compliment my WWF lunch bag. Unfortunately I have to leave tomorrow before further nurturing this friendship.

[Andy @gordoncooper]

Having your iPod at work is worth missing 10 buses, let alone 1

[Andy @gordoncooper]

@NeverNotFunny, they did make The Fountainhead into a movie, and Ayn Rand wrote the screenplay http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041386/

[Andy @gordoncooper]

Woke up with a flat tire and no way of fixing it, then I saw the guy with blond hair and a black mustache at 30th st, and everything was ok.

[Andy @gordoncooper]

My cousin, who lives in California (of course), is always buying organic food!

[Andy @gordoncooper]

Fall makes me miss hiking and town fairs. As opposed to summer which makes me miss canoeing and local carnivals. Also, greased pig wrestling

[Andy @gordoncooper]

Dog day afternoon is also job day afternoon

[Andy @gordoncooper]

It's dog day afternoon!